Charles: Do you want to hear a joke about cattle?
Jay: Sure.
Charles: Never mind. You’ve probably already herd it.
— Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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MANAN: How many feet are in a yard?
ZEKE: How many?
MANAN: It depends on how many people are standing in it.
$10 to Manan S., Edison, New Jersey
PARWAAN: I’m trying to think of a new drum joke.
HRITVIK: How’s it going?
PARWAAN: Beats me.
Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
Sean: Can a match box?
Mom: I don’t know.
Sean: No. But a tin can.
Sean P., Manchester, Connecticut
SAM: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake?
MICHAEL: I don’t know.
SAM: A jump rope.
Bobby G., Davis, California
ANDREW: What becomes infinitely bigger when you…