Quinn: Knock, knock.
Ron: Who’s there?
Quinn: Jess.
Ron: Jess, who?
Quinn: Jess me and my shadow.
—Curtis C., Frankfort, Illinois
MIKEY: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
MICHAEL: I don’t know. Why?
MIKEY: Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Mikey S., Pineville, North Carolina
Benjamin: Knock, knock.
Peter: Who’s there?
Benjamin: Arya.
Peter: Arya, who?
Benjamin: Arya going to open the door?
Benjamin B., Oak Park, California
QUINTEN: What do you call a baby who loves the Super Bowl?
DAVID: I’m stumped.
QUINTEN: Vince Lombaby.
Quinten C., Pasadena, Maryland
JACQUELINE: In what state do the greatest archery champions live?
MASON: I don’t know.
JACQUELINE: Arrow-zona.
Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
ALEX: Why did the zombie cross the road?
DAVID: I don’t know.
ALEX: To get to the dead…