Elizabeth: What part of the pizza order earned its Pioneering merit badge?
Alvin: I’m not sure. Elizabeth: The garlic knots.
—Elizabeth E., Clifton, Virginia
ANNIE: How did the picture end up in jail?
ELLA: I don’t know.
ANNIE: It was framed.
Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
FINLEY: What did the firefighter say to the baker?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
FINLEY: “Stop dropping rolls.”
Finley D., Olympia, Washington
JOSHUA: What is Earth’s favorite drink?
TYLER: I don’t know.
JOSHUA: Mountain Dew.
Joshua M., Allen, Texas
Austin: What did Delaware? Cameron: What? Austin: A New Jersey!
Austin D., Littleton, Colorado
CURREN: Why are circles bad at telling stories?
TOBY: Why?
CURREN: Because they’re pointless.
Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
TOM SWIFTY: “Don’t break that pencil,” Tom snapped.
Luke O., Fulton, Maryland
Kendahl: Where…