You’d think that, with oil dipping below $30 a barrel and insatiable consumer demand for vehicles that are ever larger, ever taller, and ever more stuffed, piñata-like, with electronic candy, the world’s automakers would’ve used January’s North American International Auto Show to display nothing but scaleddown Freightliners.
While it is true that there was a smattering of new and conceptual trucks, crossovers, and SUVs on the stands at Detroit, their numbers in no way reflected the public’s current ute-buying frenzy. With the exception of the Kia Telluride, a beautiful and blocky love child of the Volvo XC90 and Mercedes-Benz GLS, it was plain that carmakers’ passions don’t run to the crossover. Their wallets, sure. But their hearts?
Instead, the carmaker id is fixated on the two-door, the coupé if you’re…
