Once you sit with your 17-year-old and listen to him process how he wants his life-insurance dividends distributed in case he dies, every other fear you have about him joining the Marines becomes easier to handle.
And there are so many beyond the obvious and greatest—bad tattoos, the lure to get married and thus be able to move off base, and the temptation to buy an expensive car.
About those cars. There’s no data on how enlistees like to spend their money, but anecdotally, they have a penchant for Camaros, Mustangs, Chargers, Challengers, F-150s, Silverados, Rams, Tacomas, and maybe even the WRX. That’s according to Jon Simkins, a longtime Military Times reporter (and former Marine himself) who has written about the car-buying trouble that the newly enlisted can find themselves…
