I’ve never blended in with the crowd. Moving from Gloucestershire to Essex at the age of 9, I stuck out like a sore thumb.
Tall and skinny, big glasses, buck teeth and a noticeable countryside accent.
‘Lollipop, four eyes,’ school bullies would jeer.
I retreated into music, it was an escape and my passion.
By 13, I could play the piano, recorder, clarinet, bass guitar...
By July 1983, I got a Music degree from Surrey University and dreamt of being a songwriter.
‘But love songs are 10 a penny,’ I told friends.
And I was determined to be different.
And so, over the years, I wrote quirky tunes like the Pizza Song, Fun to be a Fish, and Kevin’s Making Sushi.
But my fave was my catchy Crumble Song, written…
