MK8 FIESTA ST The element of surprise was vital to the storytelling mystique of the Pink Panther movies. Arguably the greatest narrative ingredient was the relentlessly startling character of Cato, expertly portrayed by Burt Kwouk, who'd always be waiting to leap out of a cupboard and pounce on Clouseau, his orders being to attack at random in order to keep the Inspector alert. It's fair to say, then, that the purple-pinstriped Fiesta ST we're basking in the glory of today owes rather a debt to Cato; indeed, it carries on the manservant's work, pouncing on unsuspecting show-goers and commuters alike, and wrestling them to the ground with its belligerently non-conformist attitude.
It's often said that we, as a species, exist merely as the sum of our influences; everything we see,…