1 A REAL FOOTBALL BRAIN
England Burslem
Remember when San Diego’s brand new soccer franchise held a poll to decide their name, and the winner was Footy McFooty Face? Sadly, San Diego later backed out of the idea, but Footy McFooty Face is back – as a real person playing for Port Vale.
The wacky photographic evidence was captured during a recent Vale game featuring a man with a ball for a head. We’ve studied it, and can’t explain it. Apparently it was Tyrone Barnett, but we’ll just be calling the striker Mr McFooty Face from now on.
2 DON’T HAVE NIGHTMARES, KIDS
Australia Melbourne
Marouane Fellaini didn’t transform into a football during the UEFA Super Cup, but he was smashed in the face by one.
The image of the…
