“GOLF IS, IN PART, A GAME; BUT ONLY IN PART. IT IS ALSO IN PART A RELIGION, A FEVER, A VICE, A MIRAGE, A FRENZY, A FEAR, AN ABSCESS, A JOY, A THRILL, A PEST, A DISEASE, AN UPLIFT, A BROODING, A MELANCHOLY, A DREAM OF YESTERDAY, AND A HOPE FOR TOMORROW.NEW YORK TRIBUNE, 1916” A FIELD GUIDE TO THE GOLFERS OF DIFFERENT STATES
NEW YORK GOLFER
On-course performance mirrors state of stock market.
CALIFORNIA GOLFER
Leaves after 16 holes to beat traffic.
TEXAS GOLFER
Carries oversize driver, bag, ball marker; takes oversize divot.
VERMONT GOLFER
Rates courses by their foliage.
florida golfer
Arrives at course on souped-up custom golf cart.
COLORADO GOLFER
Heads into weeds to look for a lost ball, returns craving potato chips.
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