Does she know much about cars?
No, she thinks you cool the engine -by stripping the gears!
“Boy, think of those Spaniards going 3,000 miles on a galleon!”
“Aw, forget it, yuh can't believe all ya hear about them foreign cars!”
“Talk about power, my roadster can't be stopped on the hills!”
“Yes, mine was like that too, 'till I fixed the brakes!”
“Miss, you were doing 60 MPH.”
“Oh, isn't that splendid. I only learned to drive yesterday!”
A Garage man was called out on the highway to fix a stalled car. Upon arriving he lifted the hood, hit the engine one blow with his hammer and the car started. When presented with the bill for $50.00, the motorist demanded an itemized account. So the garage man presented him…
