Innehållsförteckning för May 2, 2016 från In Touch Weekly

Sure, celeb photographer Laurie Lynn looks cute in this Self-Portrait dress, but she should know that Zendaya rarely loses a style showdown. Z keeps her hair from covering the cool tiered bodice — and ekes out the win! The Real Housewives of New York star’s Mari A. gladiators are trendy, but Megan’s waist-cincher and nude wedges bring the Shifts shirtdress from day to dinner! Kat says she “wouldn’t have worn” this Dolce & Gabbana sheath had she known that Beyoncé rocked it first. But we’re glad she did: Her sleek styling trumps Bey’s busy heels and undone skirt laces.…

Time for a Wyld Stallyns reunion tour! Alex Winter, 50, confirmed on April 5 that he and Keanu Reeves, 51, are “knee-deep” in a script for the third installment of their 1989 classic Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure . “Totally bodacious,” enthused an online commenter. “Most excellent!” added another. But some feel the time-travelin’ dudes should stay in the past. Predicted one: “Nothing good will come of this.”…

This museum’s full of crap! “Poo is all around us and inside us, but we ignore it,” co-curator Daniel Roberts explains of the need to create the National Poo Museum at the Isle of Wight Zoo in England. Included in the exhibit are examples from elks, lions and babies, plus fossilized excrement dating back 140 million years. There’s even a special dung dryer to speed the process. “Insect poo can be desiccated completely in an hour or so,” explains Roberts (right, holding horse poop in a resin sphere). This isn’t the first gallery of its kind; that honor goes to the Museo della Merda outside Milan, which opened in 2015. Hey, there’s no shame in being No. 2.…

COUPLED UP Indio, Calif., April 16 KATY PERRY and ORLANDO BLOOM packed on the PDA during the fest, where fans spotted them making out during The Kills’ set. LICENSE TO CHILL REESE WITHERSPOON keeps her cool by the pool with a watermelon floatie. SHADY DUO “He was whispering in her ear,” a witness says of LEONARDO DICAPRIO and RIHANNA (who later performed with Calvin Harris). GOING PLATINUM A bleached-blond TAYLOR SWIFT catches Guns N’ Roses perform — after attending a friend’s wedding 1,200 miles away in Texas earlier that same day!…

Khloé Kardashian has had enough of estranged husband Lamar Odom’s reckless behavior. “In the past two weeks, Lamar’s been having parties, with people coming and going at all hours,” a family source tells In Touch of the Calabasas, Calif., house Khloé rented for Lamar to recover from his near-fatal October drug overdose. “This is a family neighborhood, and there have been several noise complaints. The security company that patrols the area even told Lamar to knock it off, but he doesn’t care — so Khloé’s told him to get the hell out.” He refused. “Lamar told Khloé he’ll leave when he’s ready to, which only made her angrier,” says the family source, adding that Khloé, 31 — who has been footing many of Lamar’s bills throughout his miraculous recovery —…

Another one bites the dust. While Teen Mom 2’s Kailyn Lowry told In Touch all was “good” with hubby Javi Marroquin at the MTV Movie Awards on April 10, she wasn’t wearing her wedding ring — and an insider tells In Touch the couple are about to call it quits over allegations of infidelity. “They were already having trouble, now Kailyn believes Javi cheated with a woman he’s been hanging out with,” says the insider. For his part, Javi, 23, had long suspected his wife, 24, of being too close with Jo Rivera, father to her son Isaac, 6, who walked the red carpet with her at the awards show. “Jo even stayed in her hotel room until 3 a.m., talking. She’s jealous of his fiancée, Vee [Torres], and will…

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LOOKING GOOD “At 38, I’m the best self I can possibly be,” says Kimberley. “And it’s only going to get better.” TOP THREE “The real work starts after the show,” says Kimberley (with season two’s Clay Aiken and winner Ruben Studdard in 2003). “You have to go out and make good music.” She didn’t win, but Kimberley Locke owes a lot to American Idol. “It was a huge platform for me,” the 38-year-old says of coming in third place on season two of the groundbreaking singing competition series, which just ended its 15-season run on Fox. She went on to put out multiple No. 1 records, appear on Celebrity Fit Club, launch her Cooking With Kimberley web series and become a health and wellness life coach. The show also prepared…

Another red carpet, another darling dress for Allison Williams! Sure, we love the 28-year-old actress as Marnie on Girls, but it’s her can’t-miss style — like the breath-of-fresh-air Giambattista Valli frock she wore to an LA event on April 13 — that gives us the real girl crush. (Hey, we’re not the only ones — Keds Collective just named her the brand’s creative director!) But the Yale grad admits that her sartorial success doesn’t come as easily as it looks. Her trick? She studies her own looks! “I will have my publicist pull pictures of the way I look at events so I can see, ‘Oh, that cut is not as flattering as I thought,’ or, ‘I should smile bigger.’ I learn from it.” What can she learn from this…

I BORROWED FROM BARBRA! LA, April 7 CARRIE UNDERWOOD’s outrageous outfit could be an audacious homage to Barbra Streisand at the 1969 Oscars. I COPIED CRAZY EYES Atlantic City, N.J., April 9 BLAC CHYNA’s hairdo looks like it was inspired by Uzo Aduba as Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren on Orange Is the New Black . I SIMULATED STATIC NYC, April 5 Adjust the antenna! BETHENNY FRANKEL’s speckled top brings new meaning to the term “static cling.” I PILFERED FROM POISON IVY Las Vegas, April 9 BRITNEY SPEARS goes green in an onstage outfit from her Piece of Me show that could pass for the costume Uma Thurman wore as a villain in Batman & Robin .…

SAT Blunt Observations 11 P.M. 4/23, COM. CEN. The stand-up special includes raucously funny riffs on d---pics, Facebook pontificators and the differences between a douche and a tool. SUN Personal Politics 10:30P.M. 4/24, HBO On the fifth season premiere, President Selina Meyer’s (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) White House future is up in the air after an electoral college tie. But she’s got a plan … MON Dog Daze 8 P.M. 4/25, CBS Spring premiere! Mike (Billy Gardell) brings home a stray puppy for the weekend, but Molly (Melissa McCarthy) is at odds with their four-legged housemate. TUE Drunken Shenanigans 9 P.M. 4/26, FOX Jess’ (Zooey Deschanel) low-key bachelorette party for Cece (Hannah Simone) goes awry when they destroy the wedding gift sent by Schmidt’s mom. WED Power Players 9 P.M. 4/27, FOX…

TAURUS APRIL 20 — MAY 20 It’s the start of a powerful phase in which you’re eager to see what you can achieve. But a certain person feels starved for attention on the 1st — and won’t be happy until they get it. LUCKY NUMBER: 5 GEMINI MAY 21 — JUNE 21 Gather your friends, Gemini. They are great company and will pull you out of your slump. On the 28th, you are suddenly on the hunt for excitement — be bold and go find it! LUCKY NUMBER: 3 CANCER JUNE 22 — JULY 22 A close relationship goes through a bumpy time at the start of the week. Although any hint of a rift brings out feelings of insecurity, remember: Trying to control someone else only makes matters worse.…

COLIN JOST: “Rob Kardashian got engaged to the model Blac Chyna. Incidentally, ‘Black China’ is what my grandfather calls the movie Rush Hour.” SETH MEYERS: “Hillary Clinton rode the New York subway and had to swipe her Metrocard five times before getting through a turnstile. Though if you know Hillary, you know she’ll keep trying until she gets in!!” CONAN O’BRIEN: “Warner Brothers is reportedly working on a new Speedy Gonzales movie. After hearing about it, Mickey Mouse said, ‘Wow, they are taking our jobs.’” SETH MEYERS: “According to a new study, one in 50 fathers in England are unknowingly raising another man’s child. And that man is Russell Brand.” JIMMY FALLON: “Bernie Sanders went to see the Broadway show Hamilton, though it got awkward when Bernie stood up and…

Baby, one more time! In news sure to warm the hearts of those nostalgic for the early aughts, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake could be getting back together — onstage, at least. “Britney called Justin out of the blue and said she wanted him to come to Vegas and do a series of concerts with her,” a source tells In Touch of the pop princess, 34, who’s been performing in a residency at Planet Hollywood since 2013. The ’NSync alum, 35, “was shocked — he hadn’t heard from Britney in years,” adds the source. “At first he laughed it off, but he was definitely intrigued.” He should be. Before Jay Z and Beyoncé, and Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, the All New Mickey Mouse Club co-stars were the ultimate supercouple,…

Smokin’ in the girls’ room! Fatima Ptacek, the current voice of Nickelodeon’s Dora the Explorer, was suspended from school for three days in December for vaping caramel-flavored water. The 15-year-old’s punishment was revealed in a lawsuit filed by a classmate’s parents against Manhattan’s elite Avenues: The World School, claiming their daughter, 14, got expelled after being pressured by the actress into committing the same offense. And Fatima’s excuse is classic: “I was a little scared,” the lawsuit quotes her as confessing, “so I didn’t inhale.”…

Donald Trump reminds Jon Cryer of a certain Vatican Assassin Warlock he knows. “I worked with a guy who said whatever came to the top of his head,” says Jon, 51, who co-starred with Charlie, 50, on Two and a Half Men from 2003 to 2011. “People loved it, and they loved it even more when he said horrible things. So there’s an interesting overlap between … Charlie and Donald Trump.” And if the 69-year-old ends up “duh, winning” his bid for president? “I saw somebody spectacularly flame out and ruin everything good in their lives,” sighs the actor. “I don’t want somebody else to ruin everybody else’s lives by coming to power that way.”…

UP IN ARMS Honolulu, April 15 The Hills are alive! AUDRINA PATRIDGE shows off her bump in a bikini while on a babymoon with fiancé Corey Bohan. BIG NEWS NYC, April 13 There’s a baby in here! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’s ELLIE KEMPER announces on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon that she and husband Michael Koman are expecting their first child. HOT MAMA Las Vegas, April 11 MEGAN FOX causes a guessing game with her curve-hugging dress at CinemaCon (right), before confirming that she’s expecting her third child with estranged husband BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN (with whom she grabbed lunch in Santa Monica on April 12). WORKING MOM LA, April 12 BLAKE LIVELY wraps a towel around her waist on the set of…

The family was desperate to start over. In March, the Duggars returned to television with TLC’s Jill & Jessa: Counting On. The same month, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar’s disgraced son Josh, 27, returned home to his wife, Anna, and their four kids after spending more than six months in a faith-based rehab. This followed his cheating and porn-addiction confessions, which came barely three months after the revelation that he’d repeatedly molested five female minors, including four of his own sisters, as a teen. “Anna is so happy to have him back,” says a source close to the couple. “Josh is home in Arkansas selling used cars again, and they even got a puppy! They’re trying to settle into the routine of their new lives as best they can.” But…

Look at what you lost,” Gwen Stefani sings in her wrenching breakup anthem “Used to Love You.” It’s a clear shot at husband Gavin Rossdale, whom she blames for destroying their marriage by getting caught up in a nanny cheating scandal. But now, nine months after their split, the rock stars have finally reached a divorce settlement — and she’s the one who’s losing big. “Gwen,” says an insider, “paid a very, very high price.” The settlement is huge. “Gavin will be walking away with more than $25 million of her [estimated] $75 million fortune,” says the insider, noting that Gwen, 46, and Gavin, 50, didn’t have a prenup when they married in 2002. And since California is also a no-fault divorce state, marital misconduct by either party doesn’t come…

He’s still at it! Scott Disick partied even harder than usual at a Coachella party on April 15, a source tells In Touch. “He started drinking the moment he got to the 1OAK bash,” says the source, adding that by the time the dad of Mason, 6, Penelope, 3, and Reign, 16 months, reached the VIP section of the Indio, Calif., music festival, he “was so drunk he had trouble standing up. There was a blond girl and some other friends helping him stand. He really overdid it.” Scott, 32, seemed to realize that the following day; his appearance at the Bootsy Bellows party with ex Kourtney Kardashian’s younger sis Kylie Jenner, 18, was decidedly more low-key. “He stayed in a cabana drinking a Bud Light and wouldn’t socialize with…

BIRTHS Chrissy Teigen, 30, and husband John Legend, 37, welcomed their first child, daughter Luna Simone, on April 14. • Kelly Clarkson, 33, gave birth to son Remington Alexander with husband Brandon Blackstock, 39, on April 12. Big sis River Rose is 22 months. BABY BOOM Blake Lively, 28, and Ryan Reynolds, 39, are expecting their second child. Daughter James is 16 months. • Megan Fox, 29, and Brian Austin Green, 42, are expecting their third child. Sons Noah and Bodhi are 3 and 2, respectively. • Olivia Wilde, 32, is expecting her second child with Jason Sudeikis, 40. Their son, Otis, is 2. • Eva Mendes, 42, and Ryan Gosling, 35, are expecting their second child. They’re parents to daughter Esmeralda, 19 months. ENGAGED Dove Cameron, 20, is set to wed her Liv…

WHAT’S YOUR PORN STAR NAME (CHILDHOOD DOG + CHILDHOOD STREET)? Bear Harris. WHAT’S YOUR GO-TO KARAOKE SONG? “Hero” by Mariah Carey. WHO’S MADE YOU THE MOST STARSTRUCK? I met Debbie Allen the other day and got transported back to my childhood days of watching Fame and dancing in front of my TV. I actually cried a little bit. WHAT’S ONE FACT ABOUT YOU THAT MIGHT SURPRISE US? I ride a motorcycle. I have a 749 Ducati, but I’m getting myself a Harley soon! WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? Two eggs over easy and a piece of sausage. DO HAVE ANY COLLECTIONS? Yes, Judy Garland memorabilia. I love The Wizard of Oz so I just became very intrigued by her. BIGGEST CELEBRITY CRUSH? Ryan Gosling. WHAT’S THE STRANGEST…

HAUTE MAMA Ooh la la! Living in the fashion capital of the world (Paris, peeps!) pays off for Scarlett Johansson, 31, who makes mom jeans look chic with Chanel espadrilles and a tie-front blouse exposing a sexy sliver of skin. CASUAL COOL Bella Hadid, 19, is a pro at styling jeans — she’s got “literally 200 pairs,” she jokes. Her go-to way to wear her RE/ DONE Levi’s? “Casual. With sneakers, a basic top, maybe more denim,” she says. Plus, she adds “a hint of edge” with lots of layered necklaces! IN THE JEANS Yep, Kendall Jenner can turn any piece of clothing into style gold — even intentionally ill-fitting pants! The 20-year-old gives her Topshop pair a trendy twist with a cool mock-neck crop top and silver brogues. PERFECT…

I watched … Criminal Minds. It’s my favorite show, and I had to catch up. I listened to … “Powerful” by Alicia Keys. The song — and its message — just uplifts me in the best way possible. I FaceTimed with … my sister. She lives in South Africa, so we rely heavily on FaceTime. I reorganized … my closet! I had an urge to color-coordinate, and there is no time like the present! I shopped online for … vitamins. I’m rehearsing constantly for DWTS, so I try to keep my body in the best shape possible. I ate … chicken with broccoli and cauliflower. Delicious! I read … articles on organ transplants. Random, I know! I laughed at … videos of Kevin Hart’s comedy on YouTube. That guy…

Princess problems! While visiting a shelter for homeless children in Delhi, India, Kate Middleton, 34, drew a picture of her own home sweet home — a seriously scaled-down version of Anmer Hall, her 10-bedroom country manse. (Instead of, say, the palace she lives in when she’s in London.) The 18th century house, which sits on the vast 20,000-acre Sandringham Estate and recently got a $2 million upgrade, features a swimming pool and a tennis court, none of which made it into her picture. Kate gets points for sensitivity, but here’s hoping the royal offspring don’t inherit her artistic skills (or lack thereof).…

Ben Affleck has big plans for the family this summer. He recently revealed that his estranged wife, Jennifer Garner, and their kids, Violet, 10, Seraphina, 7, and Samuel, 4, will be visiting him in England while he films The Justice League so that they can all vacation in Europe — together, as a family. But In Touch has exclusively learned the 43-year-old is now taking things one step further: “Ben has rented a huge house in London so Jen and the kids can be with him as he works on the film,” says an insider. “The plan is for them to be there for about a month, then they’ll vacation together at the conclusion of the London shoot and go to either Italy or Spain as a family. The kids…

Wedding bells are no longer ringing for Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs. “Rob called it off,” an insider tells In Touch of the nups, which were supposed to take place this summer. It was bound to happen. As In Touch previously reported, the Twilight alum, 29, was spotted getting cozy with and even kissing another woman during a party in Beverly Hills on April 2. “It’s been a long time coming,” says the insider. “They were fighting all the time.” Mostly about the now-scrapped wedding plans, which Rob found to be “a major drag,” says the insider, adding that the process showed him that musician FKA, 28, “isn’t the girl for him. She’s very jealous and he was sick of having to explain himself. He’s still young and just decided…

Nick Gordon is ready to share his side of the story. The troubled 20-year-old is currently being sued for the wrongful July 2015 death of girlfriend Bobbi Kristina Brown, which is also still under criminal investigation, but he claims he’s innocent — and he’s writing a tell-all about Bobbi and her late mom, Whitney Houston. “Once he’s cleared of wrongdoing, he wants the real truth to come out,” a source tells In Touch of Nick, who was adopted by Whitney when he was 12. “He knows everyone will think he’s doing it for the money, but he thinks it’s the best way for him to get closure.”…

Ciara Las Vegas After performing at the grand opening of Marquee Dayclub at The Cosmopolitan, the singer cuddled up with fiancé Russell Wilson in a poolside cabana. Kellan Lutz Indio, Calif. Having a ball! The Twilight alum goofed off at the McDonald’s All Day Breakfast party at Bootsy Bellows Estate at Coachella. Ty Burrell New York City After catching Jesse Tyler Ferguson’s Broadway show, Fully Committed, the Modern Family actor joined his co-star in the Tie the Knot and Ketel One Backstage Lounge. Jordana Brewster New York City The Furious 7 star shared tips for dealing with “allergy face” (puffy eyes and a red nose, ugh!) at a Zyrtec event. Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens Miami The pals dined at David Grutman’s restaurant, Komodo, before heading to STORY nightclub, where…

DEBRA MESSING, 47 “Nothing is more important than blush,” the star of The Mysteries of Laura once declared. But Debra doesn’t mind stepping out in New York City without cheek color — or any other cosmetics! AMY POEHLER, 44 The funny mom of two revealed some blotchy skin when she recently ran some errands without a stitch of face paint — but we’re sure she has a good sense of humor about it. NATALIE DORMER, 34 “When I wake up on a Sunday morning with a slight hangover, in the gym with no makeup on, that’s who Natalie Dormer really is,” says the Game of Thrones beauty. AMY SCHUMER, 34 One of the Trainwreck star’s most famous sketches…

GIGI’S SMOKE SHOW “I’m trying to be more adventurous [with my makeup] — especially on the red carpet,” says Gigi Hadid, 20. That means taking her signature bronzer-and-nude-lips look for day and adding smoky shadow at night. Not only does the added eye shadow make her green eyes pop, but we love that she opted for a nontraditional garnet hue to, as Gigi puts it, “spice it up.” Just goes to show you, ladies: You don’t need a ton of product to make a major change. KATE ADDS DRAMA Flushed cheeks, a hint of coral stain on her lips. Yep, that pretty much sums up natural beauty Kate Bosworth’s daytime glam. “For nighttime, I give it a little bit more effort,” says the 33-year-old star. Translation: deep berry lips that…

Fifty Shades of Black R Marlon Wayans is — you guessed it! — Christian Black in this spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey, which also pokes fun at the likes of Magic Mike in trying to stretch what could’ve been a Funny or Die short into a full-length feature. (It doesn’t help that Fifty Shades of Grey was already pretty funny, albeit often unintentionally so.) It’s torture! AVAILABLE NOW ON: DVD, Blu-ray, iTunes Jane Got a Gun R Natalie Portman is a pioneer woman aided by her ex-lover (Joel Edgerton) while defending her frontier family from an outlaw gang (led by Ewan McGregor). This scattershot Western would’ve benefited from fewer flashbacks and more badass. AVAILABLE APRIL 26 ON: DVD, Blu-ray, iTunes Krampus PG-13 Halloween’s not the only horror-worthy holiday —…

At 265 pounds, mom-of-two Nathalia Teixeira was ready to make a change. She’d been trying — and failing — to slim down for years, so she decided to do something drastic: She filmed herself squeezing her fat rolls as if kneading dough and made a pledge to finally lose weight — and put the video on You-Tube for the world to see. “I made it public so I’d be held accountable,” she says. “I needed to take control of my life.” Three years later, she’s taken control, and then some. After losing 113 pounds, she’s transformed into a ripped, trophy-winning bodybuilder who can bench-press 200 pounds! “I’d lost a lot of weight and ran a Spartan race,” the 29-year-old New Yorker tells In Touch. “Then I needed another goal and…

No girlie hearts or flowers adorn this actress’ skin. Another zany choice for this wild child. A tribute to one iconic singer by another. This reality star’s tat is in honor of her grandma. This TV star covered her wedding date with new ink. What would her famous dad have thought? Kylie Jenner Kaley Cuoco Miley Cyrus Paris Jackson Lena Dunham Lady Gaga Answer key: 1:E|2:C|3:F|4:A|5:B|6:D…

Iggy’s Castration Quip Doesn’t Cut It as Comedy So Iggy Azalea joked that she’d cut off part of her fiancé Nick Young’s manhood if he ever cheats again. Not funny! (I can say that because I’m a comic.) If a dude makes the equivalent joke about a woman, it’d hurt his career. (We bitches get away with a lot: I can say that because I’m a woman.) Also, when Nick does cheat again, Iggy, you don’t want to have to live up to your word! CHECK OUT Heather at Ventura Harbor Comedy Club in Ventura, Calif., on May 13 and 14.…