In Touch Weekly June 6, 2016

It’s a close call in this Balmain mini, but Khloé’s monochromatic approach keeps the heavily detailed dress in check. Penélope’s large hoops and metallic shoes pull the eye in too many directions. Minnie’s black pumps and tight pony are too serious for this flirty Self-Portrait frock. Kelly’s strappy sandals keep the look light and sexy. With dramatic earrings and a juvenile half-up ’do, Thai actress Araya looks like she’s playing dress-up. Karlie’s loose waves and headband are a better style match for the ethereal Versace gown.…

Andi Dorfman’s new book is billed as a juicy tell-all – but days after its release, the former Bachelorette is backpedaling. “The book isn’t meant to burn anybody,” Andi, 29, insists to In Touch of It’s Not Okay: Turning Heartbreak into Happily Never After. Nice try, Andi, but we know three guys who would disagree! Naturally, Andi bashed her Fantasy Suite dates with universally loathed Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis, who “blasted Ray J and R. Kelly all night” and The Bachelorette runner-up Nick Viall, which was “the most cringeworthy … awkward sexual encounter of my life.” During the deed, she reveals that Nick initiated a naughty game of Would You Rather, which was so unsettling she was still bothered by it days later. Or was she? “It was hysterical,” she…

Getting old stinks! That statement is especially true for Tom Cruise. The former heartthrob, 53, is reportedly having his, um, waste analyzed by an expert (and you thought your job was bad!) to find digestive imbalances related to aging. The actor, who’s currently in the U.K. filming The Mummy (but doesn’t want to look like one), reportedly leaves samples in his trailer for examination whenever he goes No. 2, proving that stars really are just like us — or our dogs!…

The master bedroom boasts a fireplace and private balcony. The spa-like master bath has dual sinks and an oversize shower with a stone bench. Chaise lounges are built into the pool’s shallow end for cool relaxation.…

There’s a new sweet transvestite in town! On May 16, Fox released the trailer for its Halloween remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show , starring transgender trailblazer Laverne Cox, 31, as transvestite Dr. Frank-N-Furter. “I have a good feeling about this considering [Frank’s original portrayer] Tim Curry has agreed to a cameo,” wrote one online commenter. But many agree with this fan of the 1975 cult classic: “Let’s NOT do the Time Warp again.”…

Costco superfans Karinne Tarshish and Dan Klamet proved their love for each other — and the discount chain — by doing an engagement shoot at a St. Louis Park, Minn., outlet. “We aren’t into mushy stuff,” the bride-to-be explains of poses in which they cradle a pork shoulder in the meat aisle (right) and flash her bling on a discount cheesecake (inset). So where’s the October wedding: Walmart? “That’s where my bachelorette party is,” says Karinne. She’s kidding … we think.…