In Touch Weekly October 3, 2016

La La perfects sexy and sleek in a nude Meshki dress, thigh-high Yeezys and a bronzed face. Tori’s strappies and too-high slit? 9021-uh-oh ! Both beauties go cazh in their vintage tee, but nothing cures #mondaze quite like Lindsay’s bolo choker, denim mini and floral booties. Katie’s look? Keep on snoozin’. Pamela’s curve-hugging Ingie Paris dress and rounded-toe pumps highlight her killer bod. America’s loose fit with the floral print and bow look too prim to truly shine.…

RED FLAGS WITH MARK There’s nothing Naya could say about ex-boyfriend Mark Salling, 34, to further damage his reputation (he was indicted on charges of receiving and possessing child pornography in May), but that didn’t stop her from trying. Mark, who played Glee’s Puck, got stoned on their first date and insisted they keep their three-year romance a secret. “Everyone should have that one relationship where you look back and ask yourself, ‘What the hell was I thinking?’ You’ll learn something and you won’t regret it,” she says. “Unless, of course, [it] was with someone who had a sizable stash of child porn on his computer. Then, by all means, regret everything.” CATCHING HER EX WITH ARIANA GRANDE She has a big problem with a certain…

It’s been a hellish few months for Taylor Swift: Kim Kardashian branded her a liar, her latest PDA-heavy romance crashed and burned … and now she’s been linked to a Satanist! Old pics of Zeena LaVey (above, right), a former high priestess of the Church of Satan, are making the rounds online because of her uncanny resemblance to the pop star. Online conspiracy theorists are having a devilishly good time with the comparison: Is Taylor, 26, Zeena’s secret child or an Illuminati clone? Did Zeena sell her soul for eternal youth, fame and a long list of ex-lovers? Will playing “Bad Blood” backward invoke Beelzebub?! Taylor hasn’t commented, but now-52-year-old Zeena (who’s also a singer, by the way) tweeted “#nonsense” next to a photo of herself in front of a…

He knows how to impress! Drake, 29, recently rented a $29 million Tuscan-style villa in sunny Malibu for himself and girlfriend Rihanna. The living room (above) features two fireplaces, a coffered ceiling with a skylight and floor-to-ceiling windows with panoramic views of the Pacific Ocean.…

Mayte Garcia will release an intimate memoir called The Most Beautiful: My Life With Prince in April 2017 about her four-year marriage to the late singer. The 42-year-old says the book’s title is a nod to his song “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World,” which was written about her. “Mayte’s stories must be fascinating,” says one online commenter. “Now that he’s gone, there’s no reason not to share stories to add to Prince’s legacy.” But others think Mayte should muzzle it. “There’s nothing loving about publishing intimate details of your relationship with a man who loved his privacy.”…

Timber! The two-year battle over a tree in Sean Lennon’s front yard that is encroaching on Marisa Tomei’s parents’ property finally ended on Sept. 13, when an NYC judge ordered the musician, 40, to remove it “immediately.” Sean’s ailanthus (below) had broken the stoop of Gary and Addie Tomei’s home and caused “irreparable damage to the structural integrity of the building,” according to court papers. In her decision, the judge quoted The Beatles’ “Strawberry Fields Forever,” writing, “No one I think is in my tree / I mean it must be high or low.” She attributed the lyric, however, to John Lennon and Paul “McCarthy”!…