In Touch Weekly 28-nov-16

Naomi kills it in this dare-to-bare Tom Ford creation, flashing just enough cleavage and fabulously flat tum to look über alluring. Miley’s racier take, sans bandeau and with a falling-off-the-hips waistline, is #overkill. Sorry, Ruby, but that colorblock Blumarine frock gets frumpy when worn one size too big and styled with pigtail plaits. But with star-studded metallic strappies and dazzling gem jewelry? Mischa shines! With its floral print and off-the-shoulder ruffle, this Kenzo x H&M top is flirty fab, and Christina adds a hit of sexy with black skinnies and electric Louboutins. Lupita’s matchy-matchy combo gets busy and bulky. These blondes are practically twinning with their Mugler cutout dress, flowing hair and pink lippy. But Gisele steals the show with an edgy gold cuff, sleek Stuart Weitzman sandals and a…

Are your thighs burning from excessive burpees? Abs screaming from sit-up marathons? Too bad you can’t be more like Jessica Alba! The mom of two has one of the most enviable bodies of all time — and claims she doesn’t work out. “I should go to the gym,” the entrepreneur told Ellen DeGeneres on the Nov. 7 episode of the talk show after bragging that she got enough exercise trick-or-treating with her kids. Funny, that tip didn’t come up when Jess, 35, graced the cover of Shape magazine just this past September, when she said she strives to exercise four times a week — as frequent sightings of her in workout wear also prove.…

Prince Philip’s mother, Princess Alice of Battenberg, had given up the trappings of royal life to become a nun, and the show’s depiction of the Nov. 20, 1947, wedding between then-Princess Elizabeth and Prince Philip shows her in a full habit. In real life, the bride did worry that her mother-in-law’s sister act would upstage her — but “on that occasion,” says royal historian Hugo Vickers, Alice was “a civilian” and did not wear the habit until the coronation.…

CBS wants The Big Bang Theory to blast off again with a spin-off! The show will center on a younger version of Dr. Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons, 43, left, who will executive-produce). None of the other current cast is set to be involved. “This concept seems rather redundant to me, as Sheldon’s personality is somewhat frozen as a young teenager trapped in an adult’s body,” scoffs an online commenter. But others think it will rocket to the top. Gushes one fan: “It will be great!”…

Is it too late now to say sorry? Not for Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who played Zack on Saved by the Bell from 1989 to ’92. The 42-year-old is apologizing for a 1990 episode that showed Zack discovering he had Native American ancestry. “He gives a ‘presentation’ that consists of putting war paint on Screech and giving him a toy tomahawk [and] doesn’t get in trouble for this completely racist presentation,” the Pitch star recently recalled. Later, Zack dons “face paint and a headdress” (pictured) to illustrate he takes his ancestry seriously. Groans the actor: “That’s another ‘I’m sorry’ moment!”…

JOJO JoJo Fletcher, 26, isn’t opposed to televising her wedding to Jordan Rodgers, 28 (she’d earn more than $2 million, says branding expert David Johnson!) but for now he’s got a sports gig on ESPN and the former Bachelorette is earning money posting about products on social media. She’s careful not to overdo it, though! “If JoJo posts too much branded content, she will lose followers that are dedicated, loyal and engaged,” says social media expert Kris Ruby. JADE & TANNER Newlyweds Jade Roper and Tanner Tolbert, both 29, “can command anywhere from $3,000 to $6,000 per post,” Ruby tells In Touch of their endless stream of promos for curling irons, vitamins, diet bars, smoothies, teeth straighteners and whiteners, wellness baskets, eyewear, fertility bracelets and meal…