In Touch Weekly 10/30/2017

Reese epitomizes girlie glam by pairing her Peter Pan collar Miu Miu mini with pearl dangles and sleek bow-in-the-back strappies. Paula’s stuffy updo and ginormous pearl-adorned bows skew more Wendy Darling than wow. Both models flaunt their long legs in a colorblocked Esteban Cortazar dress, but Karlie ups the style ante with fiery lace-up heels and a sleek black bomber. Sailor’s simple nude suede pumps? #basic. Paris’ frilly Alice + Olivia top and flower-print pants compete for attention, leaving her boho combo looking sloppy. Enter Alyssa: A peekaboo black bra and grommet-studded leather mini add fierce edge to the delicate lace. Accessorizing her muted Paco Rabanne set with a graffiti-style moto and sparkly platforms, Rita nails cool-girl cazh. We need her sunnies to shield us from Bebe’s almost-blinding silver take.…

She couldn’t execute her own mantra! “Don’t get mad, get everything,” Ivana famously said in the movie The First Wives Club — but she didn’t get everything, namely, the thing she likely wants most: the title of first lady. Maybe that’s what prompted Ivana’s recent tongue-lashing of President Donald Trump’s other wives. Current FLOTUS Melania Trump was blindsided when Ivana told ABC’s Good Morning America , “I have the direct number to [the] White House but I don’t really want to call him there because Melania is there and I don’t really want to cause any kind of jealousy or something like that, because I’m basically first Trump wife, OK? I’m first lady, OK?” Melania’s reaction? Not OK! Via…

Angelina Jolie is well-known for personal drama (anyone remember “I’m divorcing drunk Brad Pitt after he went crazy on our private plane?!”) but this is over-the-top, even for her. Around 2012, the actress, 42, along with Brad, 53, and a unit of U.S. Special Forces, was recruited to ensnare Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony. The plan involved Angie luring Kony, who’s been in hiding in Central Africa, to a private dinner where he would be arrested. “Brad is being supportive,” she allegedly wrote Luis Moreno Ocampo, the former chief prosecutor for the International Criminal Court, in an email found in newly leaked documents. “Let’s discuss logistics. Much love Xxx.” But they never managed to execute the honey trap — Ocampo’s A-list pen pal changed her email address!…

Is she moving in with Alex Rodriguez? Jennifer Lopez, 48, is unloading her sprawling $27 million NYC penthouse. The hefty price tag includes views of Madison Square Park, wide-plank rift oak floors, Italian marble slab bathrooms, a smart home system and 3,000 square feet of outdoor space on two levels. Shades of... white!…

At least they’re not stuffing the stockings with coal! Recently, Mila Kunis, 34, admitted she and husband Ashton Kutcher, 39, aren’t fans of playing Santa. “So far, our tradition is no presents for the kids,” she said of Wyatt, 3, and Dimitri, 11 months. “Last year when we celebrated Christmas, Wyatt was 2 and it was too much…. It was the grandparents. The kid no longer appreciates the one gift. They don’t even know what they’re expecting; they’re just expecting stuff.” Most found the move too extreme — “Why spoil the children’s parade? You don’t have to give them the entire toy store but a little treat is OK,” said one critic. Others applauded the decision. “They’re new parents who just want what’s best for their kids,” one supportive fan…

Taylor Swift has officially come out of seclusion! On Oct. 8, the “Look What You Made Me Do” singer, 27, gave some of her followers the shock of their lives when she dropped in on social media to chat with them. From checking in on one fan’s cats (!) to trying to get another admirer’s attention, Taylor was popping up all over the accounts of self-proclaimed “Swifties.” Some refused to believe it was Taylor, who told one fan, “You look beautiful today!” and messaged another, “It’s weird not to be able to hug you right now!!!!!!!” Taylor also gushed, “These Instagram live things are so much fun, I feel like I’ve discovered a new world.” Indeed: Three days later, business-savvy Tay Tay announced a social app for fans called The…