In Touch Weekly January 1, 2018

With its midi hem, droopy neckline and billowy fit, Rihanna’s Nina Ricci frock skews more frumpy than fab. By adding a lace bra and combat boots to hers, Gigi strikes the perfect balance between babe and badass. It’s a TV host showdown! The huge blooms, wide-leg pants and thick belt on Garcelle’s jumpsuit add unflattering bulk from head to toe. Topping her more tailored version with a fur-lined coat streamlines Norah for a long and lean look. Both beauties stun in an ab-flashing Philosophy di Lorenzo set, but Dua’s layered necklaces, bright lippie and pink heels compete for attention. Sara’s simple add-ons give her skin the ultimate spotlight. January shines in a flirty The Vampire’s Wife mini and sleek strappies that show off her gorgeous legs. Kylie’s gladiator-style sandals are…

While Meghan Markle and Prince Harry managed to find each other despite coming from completely different worlds, their families may have a wee bit of trouble finding common ground. Just look at their future fathers-in-law: retired Hollywood lighting director Thomas Markle, 73, and Prince Charles, 69, heir to the British throne. Not long after Meghan, 36, revealed that her fiancé, 33, “hasn’t been able to meet” her dad yet, a reporter caught up with him in Mexico... picking up beer and cigarettes at a local shop. So as the proud papas prepare to rub elbows at their kids’ May wedding in London, we couldn’t help but compare Tom’s day-to-day life to that of the future king. OFFICIAL RESIDENCE Clarence House, a London palace (and a country home, Highgrove House; and…

Who knew Sabrina the Teenage Witch worked her real magic in the romance department?! Back in the ’90s, Melissa Joan Hart, 41, got close with a bevy of heartthrobs, she confessed in a recent interview. She and Backstreet Boy Nick Carter “ended up sharing a kiss in Australia at one point,” she dished, adding that she “kinda dated” ’NSync’s JC Chasez, with whom she shared “some late Christmas phone calls.” Her other conquests include James Van Der Beek (who was her first onscreen kiss on Clarissa Explains It All in 1993), Ryan Reynolds (“I chased him down, got in his car and just made out with him all night”), Mario Lopez and Jerry O’Connell. She’s also called her Drive Me Crazy love…

The Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa, 38, is unloading her condo at the Four Seasons Residences in Miami’s Brickell neighborhood. Located on the 42nd floor, the apartment boasts floor-to-ceiling windows, LED mood lighting and marble floors. Bonus: You get the Four Seasons’ services 24/7!…

She’s been a Victoria’s Secret model since 1999, but supermodel Adriana Lima, 36, has had a change of heart about her career path. “I will not take off my clothes anymore for a [sic] empty cause,” the stunner recently announced. (A rep for the model later clarified that the “empty cause” she referred to isn’t Victoria’s Secret.) Some were thrilled: “It’s amazing to hear this from someone who’s been a part of the industry for so long,” said one fan. But others felt it was too little, too late for such a pronouncement. “You have made your fortune taking your clothes off your entire life!” noted one. And that sound you hear? It’s the sound of men everywhere shedding a tear.…

Ruby Rose is facing off with Prada over…her face. The actress, 31, took to Twitter recently to express disbelief that her distinct facial features seem to adorn one of the brand’s spring/summer 2018 handbags. Ruby tweeted a time-lapse video that alternates between an image of the bag and an image of her; she later tweeted the exact image that may have inspired the bag, saying sarcastically, “I’m obviously just super-common looking. No big deal.” We’d tell Ruby to turn the other cheek… but that just might end up on another accessory!…