Howdy, partner! Welcome to your new home (or second home, or Airbnb investment) in the High Desert. Whether you’re here for a bender or a lifetime, you’ll surely find the “Hi Dez,” as it’s called, or “Joshua Tree,” as it’s not called, to be everything you could ever Instagram.
Now that you’ve flipped your first property and they know you at the Home Depot, you might think you’ve got your sand legs. But navigating this tricky terrain and blending in among the carpetbaggers, utopia seekers, serape-draped opportunists, energy drink millionaires, drunk bachelorettes, microdosing idealists, and Jason Momoa can be disorienting at first, especially if you’ve taken mushrooms and can’t find your friends.
As with many super laid-back communities, fitting in here is virtually impossible, but there are a few things…