Innehållsförteckning för February 2017 från KRASH

Hey KRASH Heads. Welcome to school holidays. We hoped you liked the cool new metallic plane shooter that came with the mag. This issue we chat to WWE head-honcho, Triple H, showcase some more incredible 2017 Guinness World Records, KRASH Test the latest new toys and give away heaps of prizes thanks to the awesome new movie Monster Trucks and cool new game, Digimon World: Next Order! Also, who d’ya reckon would win a fight out of Pokemon’s Mewtwo and Rogue One’s Cassian Andor? Check out page 16, then send us an email with your winner at krash@nuclear.com.au! Check out a brand-new skate trick, score an awesome The Avengers comic, read the latest newz, tell your mates our hilarious Rib Ticklers and more. There’s only one mag you need: KRASH!…

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A premium cat food called ‘British Banquet’ has been hailed as the world’s most expensive by featuring ingredients such as caviar, lobster, Scottish salmon, Devon crab, saffron and quinoa. British manufacturing company, Green Pantry, claim the product contains no preservatives, additives or artificial colours and is GM-free. Simon Booth from Green Pantry said the limited-edition feline food has been designed specifically for celebrities and VIP customers who are financially able to treat “their cats to the finer things in life.” A one month supply of ‘British Banquet’ allegedly costs around $1200, meaning that to feed your furry friend for one year would cost close to $15,000. Green Pantry spent two years developing the gourmet cat food and declared the product is full of extra nutritional benefits with Booth stating, “We’ve…

A creative cake-maker from Aberdare in South Wales, Britain, has crafted a series of impressive life-like dog-shaped cakes. Emma Jayne Morris, runs her own business and started baking the detailed dog desserts six years ago and has since created cakes in the shape of Chihuahuas, Siberian Huskies, British Bulldogs, a King Charles Cavalier and a French Bulldog. Emma explained, “I started by making the eyes out of fondant icing and then I made the faces. I used edible coloured dust to build up the colour around their heads before using an airbrush tool to paint the rest of the body.” Emma’s British Bulldog creation was a special order for Cake International magazine and resembled two canines named Bear and Duchess. Emma added, “Lots of people comment on my cakes saying...…

The Guinness World Records 2017 book and Guinness World Records 2017 Gamer’s Edition are bursting with all-new records on topics as diverse as black holes, domes, owls, and killer plants. Want to know the highest anyone has travelled on a skateboard, or the largest loop-the-loop completed in a car? Dying to know just how many tricks a cat can do in one minute? The answers to these questions and so much more are inside. KRASH will be bringing you a selection of records every issue through 2017, so let us know your favourites at krash@nuclear.com.au ! Largest pizza commercially available The largest pizza commercially available is 1m 37cm and is sold at the Big Mama’s and Papa’s Pizzeria, Los Angeles, California. It is a square pizza which…

SUPER MARIO RUN IOS We know a lot of you fell in love with Pokémon Go, but this is our most exciting mobile release of 2017. The ability to enjoy the awesome Super Mario platformer experience on your mobile phone has been a dream for many gamers for years, and it has finally come true. The whole game has been developed with the idea that you can play it with one hand, which means you don’t have to move Mario. In fact, he is always running. You just need to time his jumps and actions perfectly to ensure he dodges all the obstacles, takes the best route, and collects everything on his way. The visuals look fantastic, and it nails the feel of the main console games perfectly. As well…

Q: What do you call a cow that has just had a baby? A: De-calf-inated. Q: What season is it when you go on a trampoline? A: Springtime. Q: What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? A: Chicken sees-a-salad. Q: What keeps rock stars cool? A: Their fans. Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor? A: It was feeling a bit green. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that hasn’t taken a bath? A: A Stink-o-Saurus. Q: What do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper. Q: Why can’t you trust atoms? A: They make up everything! Q: How do trees connect with the internet? A: They log in. Q: What vitamin helps your eyes? A: Vitamin C. Q: What do you call a…

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In the latest technology in robotic luggage, the Travelmate suitcase means you will never have to carry your own bag again. The amazing device can travel up to 10 kilometres per hour and navigates around obstacles and people. Working in a similar way to an autopilot system found in vehicles such as the Tesla car, the Travelmate automatically identifies the quickest route and the most effective way to move around. Fitted with a GPS which connects to a mobile phone application, Travelmate allows its owner to track its location at all times and you can even name it if you feel inclined. Spokeswoman from the innovative company revealed, “it’s a practical companion that helps you and acts as an extension of yourself. One that you have full control of. We’ve…

In one of the more creepier competitions we have heard of, the Second Annual International Grave Digging Championships occurred recently with teams competing to see who could dig a grave in the fastest time. Hosted in Trencin, Slovakia, 11 teams of two from Slovakia, Poland and Hungary battled it out with shovels and picks to dig the perfect grave. Attempting to introduce a bit of fun into the funeral industry, spokesman, Christian Striz, explained, “This whole exhibition is about getting groups of funeral companies together... It’s all about showing people how hard the gravedigger’s job is.” Participants in the event were challenged with digging a good grave measuring approximately one-and-a-half metres deep, two metres long and one metre wide. The winners of the Grave Digging Championship were Slovakian brothers, Ladislav…

After an accident at a nearby oil-drilling site displaces a strange and subterranean creature with a taste and a talent for speed, Tripp may have just found the key to getting out of town and a most unlikely friend. Melding cutting edge visual effects and state-of-the-art CGI, MONSTER TRUCKS is an action-filled adventure for the whole family that will keep you on the edge of your seat and ultimately touch your heart. To celebrate the release of MONSTER TRUCKS on January 12, we have an awesome KRASH stash to give away. Five major prize winners will each score: • Inflatable chair • Tyre watch • Lunch tin • Wall decal • Stress toy Ten runners up will each win: • Lunch tin • Wall decal • Stress toy FACEBOOK.COM/PARAMOUNTPICTURESAU WWW.MONSTERTRUCKSMOVIE.COM.AU…

THE NINTENDO SWITCH If there is one thing we are going to be talking a lot about in 2017, it is the Nintendo Switch. The exciting new console from the makers of Mario is half-handheld, half-console, and looks like it will focus on plenty of really cool multiplayer games. It is due out in March, which isn’t too far away, and we are expecting to have a stack of fresh news for you next month. We can’t wait to see what awesome games come out for the new console over the course of the year. A BIG YEAR FOR MOBILE We already know that Nintendo is working on bringing its big game series to mobile devices. Super Mario Run is out this month, and we’ve all heard of Pokémon Go.…

KRASH: NXT rocked Australia recently… will you guys come back for a yearly tour? TRIPLE H: That’s the hope. NXT has really only been in existence in a big way for a few years and it’s become more than just a development group — it’s a brand in itself. Two years ago we weren’t even touring outside of the state of Florida and now we’ve been touring all over the States, the UK and Australia. I used to come to Australia a lot during my career and I loved it. Australia was always one of my favourite places to go and perform and I want our NXT talent to be able to experience that as well. KRASH: NXT is your baby. Why are you so passionate about building it up?…

FALSIES PHONE Ever see your Grandma’s false teeth in a glass of water on the bathroom sink and think ‘Wow, they’d look great as an iPhone case!’ Well, you’re in luck, thanks to Etsy you can ‘enjoy’ the fleshy, gummy feel of your Gran’s teeth every time you send an SMS. NIGHTMARE KNITS Like cutting things up in biology? Appreciate knitting? This shop combines the best of both worlds. According to its Etsy page, aKNITomy is an ‘icky and cuddly world of knitted anatomy’. The shop sells framed, knit versions of human anatomy and dissected creatures (like frogs, rats, bats and aliens) that are both strange and kind of cute. ZIT ZOMBI Described as ‘a rude fellow, but very loyal to those who look past his pimply exterior’ Zit Boy…

Last year when we were at school I got an award and I really needed to go to the toilet but the principal was on about how proud we should be for getting an award, so I went up on stage. Then the person behind me dacked me and everyone saw me and stared and the worst part was I accidentally started peeing on stage just that moment and dropped a big smelly poo on stage. My teacher saw and came on stage and carried me to the toilets. The next day I came to school everyone was laughing at me. I was teased and laughed at for a whole year! Harry There’s this hot girl in class and I was telling my family that she’s my girlfriend but she’s…

An all-new adventure and story awaits! The Digital World is in despair. Machine dramons are running rampant and causing utter chaos... the Digital World needs your help! Explore and traverse the Digital World to solve a Digi-mystery. Recruit faithful Digi on companions and meet friends along the way to help you on this epic journey. The Digital World is waiting for you... or are you waiting for the Digital World? IN STORES FROM JANUARY 27 – ONLY ON PLAYSTATION. ENTER TO WIN To celebrate the release of Digimon World: Next Order, we have six copies of the game to give away on PS4. For your chance to win simply go to page 8 for details on how to either post or email your entry. Good luck! For full terms and…

Well-known footwear company, Adidas, have unveiled a new shoe featuring a biodegradable fabric designed to decompose within hours. Presented recently at the Biofabricate conference in New York, the Adidas Futurecraft Biofabric is manufactured from a synthetic spider silk called Biosteel. CEO of the company AMSilk, who produce the shoe silk, Jens Klein, stated, “With this development we are setting new standards regarding the functionality of renewable textiles.” Using water and an enzyme solution, known as proteinase, the specialty fabric breaks down within 36 hours. An Adidas spokesperson explained, “This process is 100 per cent natural... The shoe would not dissolve if worn in rainy weather conditions, for example, as the presence of proteinase is all important to the process.” The Biosteel fabric is also believed to be 15 per cent…

The newest dairy dietary craze is... wait for it... donkey cheese! And, it is so rare that people are deeming it the most expensive cheese in the world. The mule-based product, called Pule, is said to have exceptional heart-health benefits with the cheese reportedly being high in protein, calcium and omega 3 fatty acids. As donkey cheese can only be purchased from one particular farm in rural Serbia it comes with the whopping price tag of around $1400 per kilogram. Creators of the delicacy have attempted to justify the hefty price point due to the rare nature of the product and its high production costs. Donkey milk, which forms the base of the luxury cheese, is allegedly low in fat, contains an anti-allergenic and has 60 times more vitamin C…

It looks like there is a new racing game in the works from EA. The company has registered the name Need for Speed Arena, which sounds like a multiplayer racer to us! If you see Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Welcome Amiibo at your local store, it’s not a new game. It’s actually just a re-release of the original (awesome) game, including the latest Amiibo update. The latest update was free, so if you already have the game you can get it online. It adds Amiibo support (der!), a new campground, two new minigames, and stacks of new customisation items. The awesome F1 2016 racing game from Codemasters has just arrived on mobile devices, and it is impressive, especially on iPad. Legendary space shooter Galaga Wars has also launched on…

LAB RAT: Puzzle Python V2 TEST RESULTS: Put your brain to work as you arrange 60 tiles to make all sorts of creatures with this mind-bending puzzle game. Can you figure out how to make the elephant or the sitting dog? RATING: LAB RAT: SunJar Solar Powered Lamp TEST RESULTS: You’ve never seen a night light quite like this! Leave your solar-powered SunJar outside or in direct sunlight to recharge it during the day, then light up your night with sunshine in jar. RATING: LAB RAT: Talking Clock TEST RESULTS: You’ll never be late for school again with this rad Talking Clock. You can record a voice message to wake up to, and the time teacher face will help you learn how to tell the time. RATING: LAB RAT: Predicto…

THE PRANK: INSECT INVASION THE SET UP: Draw or trace the shape of a cockroach on some paper and carefully cut it out with scissors. When nobody is looking, sticky tape it to the inside of a lamp shade in your living room or parents’ bedroom. When they switch on the lamp, they’ll see the silhouette of a cockroach that looks like it’s crawling up the inside of their lamp! THE PUNISHMENT: As long as you’re careful not to damage the lamp, your parents should see the funny side. TOOL KIT Some paper Scissors Sticky tape LAUGH METER THE PRANK: BALLOON AVALANCHE THE SET UP: Blow up a packet of balloons and sticky tape them to the inside of a window in your brother’s or sister’s bedroom. Make sure that…