Innehållsförteckning för February 2018 från KRASH

DEAR KRASH I love your mag! It is the best. It is fully sick. I love GameSta and Speak Up and WWE. My favourite wrestlers ever are John Cena (can’t wait to see Ferdinand!) and Rey Mysterio. I really miss Rey Mysterio. Your no.1 fan. Jackson 10 Vic DEAR KRASH TEAM You rox my sox. I hope you don’t end. From your biggest fan. Jess 10 Vic WAZZZZZUP KRASH? I love your mag and I’m the #1 fan. My fave part is... EVERYTHING! Brandon, by email WHAT’S UP KRASH? Your magazine is so cool. If there was such thing as a lifetime subscription I would spend all my life savings on that. I absolutely love WWE. I love Shame Shack and Freak Out. I love KRASH and all your comps. My favourite…

The new school year is almost here, so start the year afresh with a new kit! Forgot the half empty, half-chewed pens from 2017, and add a collection from Pilot Pen to your arsenal – including the awesome Frixion pen. You’ll be the coolest kid in class! ENTER TO WIN To celebrate the new school year, we have eight Pilot Pen packs to give away! For your chance to win simply go to page 6 for details on how to either post or email your entry. Good luck! For full terms and conditions please go to www.krash.com.au/terms, or just click ‘Terms and Conditions’ at the bottom of the home page.…

SUBARU BRZ 235 KM/H (0-100 6.7 secs) It’s hard to get something more agile than the BRZ, and surprisingly this beast has no turbo! While most Subaru’s models kill it on and off the track, the BRZ is designed to stay on the road, with its retuned 2.0 litre boxer and low curb weight helping crank out 205 horsepower! FORD MUSTANG ECOBOOST 234 KM/H (0-100 5.9 secs) Yes, it’s true. Ford made its classic muscle car appealing to both revheads and the eco crowd! Featuring a 2.3 litre turbocharged EcoBoost 4 cylinder engine with 310 horsepower and 320 lb-ft of torque, this Mustang brings together classic curves with new tech! CHEVROLET CAMARO 2.0T 250 KM/H (0-100 5.1 secs) Just like the Mustang, a turbocharged 2.0 litre four is available here.…

MONSTER HUNTER WORLD XBO, PS4 Monster Hunter World is truly epic gaming! You may have come across this series before as it’s been around in various console and handheld forms for years. In Japan it’s massive, but in Australia it’s never really become that popular. So with Monster Hunter World, developer Capcom has gone out of its way to make it great for gamers like us. So guess what? This game is about hunting monsters – der! But these aren’t simple monsters, they’re huge beasts that take serious effort to take down. Some battles can go over multiple areas and take ages, even hours, to complete. They involve precise timing, perfect tactics and good real-time combat skills. As you might expect, it’s particularly good in multiplayer, where you can team…

KRASH: Where did you grow up? Peyton: I grew up in Sydney and then, when I graduated high school, I moved to Melbourne. KRASH: How did you meet your tag team partner Billie Kay? Peyton: We went to the same high school. We actually didn’t like each other in high school because we were both big WWE fans and we had this rivalry about who was the biggest fan. We still argue about that! I think I was and am the biggest fan and she thinks she was and is the biggest fan but then, when we started training together, we realised we both have the same goals. We have the same dreams and aspirations and we very much think the same. We spend a lot of time together and…

THE PRANK: THE MISCHEVIOUS MUG TOOL KIT Black face paint A paint brush A coffee mug THE SET UP: Secretly paint the lip of your mum or dad’s favourite tea or coffee mug with black face paint. At the next opportunity that arises, offer to make your mum or dad a cup of tea or coffee and use the painted mug. Keep them talking when you hand them the mug so they’re distracted, and try to keep a straight face when the face paint makes a big black smudge on their mouth. THE PUNISHMENT: Face paint is easy to wash off so you should be fine. Just don’t use this prank when your mum or dad is running late for work! LAUGH METER THE PRANK: THE SPRINKLER TOOL KIT A…

Good news KRASH Heads – you can subscribe to your favourite magazine and save over 28% off the cover price! Why wait until the mag hits newsagents and supermarkets? Subscribers usually get the mag a couple of days before everyone else, plus it’s cheaper! Best of all, if you get a subscription you can get your parents to pay for it for your birthday instead of having to raid your own wallet every month. Much easier than pestering mum or dad every time you’re in the supermarket! Please note that subscription copies do not include cover gifts. Get KRASH delivered straight to ya door now. To subscribe for a whole year go to: www.krash.com.au/subscribe FEBRUARY ISSUE COMPETITIONS Hey KRASH Heads! You can enter KRASH comps TWO ways! Through…

The Guinness World Records 2018 book and Guinness World Records 2018 Amazing Animals Edition are bursting with all-new records on topics as diverse as black holes, domes, owls, and killer plants. Want to know the highest anyone has travelled on a skateboard, or the largest loop-the-loop completed in a car? Dying to know just how many tricks a cat can do in one minute? The answers to these questions and so much more are inside. KRASH will be bringing you a selection of records every issue through 2018, so let us know your favourites at krash@nuclear.com.au ! Most jelly eaten blindfolded in one minute (no hands) The most jelly eaten blindfolded in one minute (no hands) is 1,445 g) and was achieved by Andre Ortolf (Germany), in…

Google Pixel 2 Google – yes the search engine – surprised us all when it released its own mobile phone in 2016, and now it is back with a follow-up. The good news is, if you love the Android operating system, this is the best phone going around. It works a lot faster that other Android devices and has better battery life, which is great for gaming. No so good for gaming is the lack of a headphone jack, so you will need to use wireless earbuds when playing in the car or on the bus. It does have one of the best cameras we’ve seen on a mobile device though, good for AR games and selfies! SteelSeries Apex M750 PC gamers know how important it is to have a…

CANINE COLOGNE A new fragrance has been launched exclusively for dogs. Kevin, the Fragrance, has a minty-fresh scent and was inspired by a miniature Australian bulldog, named Kevin. Veterinarian and Kevin’s owner, Dr Dan Capps, decided to design the toiletry range for his pet pooch and said in the official press release, “Joining the realm of names of stature such as Hugo Boss, Calvin Klein, Armani and Delta, comes a new cologne, a new fragrance, a new definition of class, sophistication and style with the arrival of Kevin.” Dr Capps claims that he produced the one-off fragrance to raise funds for the Wildlife Volunteers Association (WILVOS) on the Sunshine Coast, however, has been overwhelmed with the high demand. A macadamia oil shampoo is also available in the animal toiletry range…

ARMELLO IOS, ANDROID Already available on consoles and PC, this Australian-made strategy game has finally landed on mobiles. Crossing over between board games, card-collecting games and RPGs, it’s truly unique. It’s a turn-based game, were you move your piece about the board, trying to raise to power and control the kingdom. The graphics are amazing and the gameplay works extremely well on a touchscreen, too. But it’s the variation and the way it feels different each time you play that will make you come back again and again. WORLD OF WARSHIPS BLITZ IOS, ANDROID Remember the cool multiplayer strategy game World of Tanks? Well this is by the same people, but instead of tanks, you control giant warships. It’s all about being super realistic, so the ships look, feel and…

Q: Why was the nose tired? A: Because it kept running. Q: What do you call a worm in a fur coat? A: A caterpillar. Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil? A: “You’re looking sharp”. Q: Why were the strawberries upset? A: Because they were in a jam. Q: Why did the bacon laugh? A: Because the egg cracked a yolk. Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: Because he got in treble. Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? A: Nothing, it just waved. Q: What’s the letter that ends everything? A: The letter G. Q: Why don’t ghosts like water? A: Because it dampens their spirits. Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bell”. Doctor: “Take two of these and…

PREDATOR The Predator is nothing like the friendly little alien in ET who just wants to phone home. These guys have travelled hundreds of light years to hunt humans and they’re good at it. The predator’s ability to turn invisible and chase its prey using thermal vision give it an unfair advantage. They are also skilled climbers, and can jump through trees and scuttle across rooftops. The creepiest bit is, when they kill humans, they keep their skulls and spinal column as trophies. Nice, huh? GODZILLA This over-sized lizard hates (almost) everything, especially being woken up by humans who have been mucking around with atomic power. Not happy, Godzilla unleashes the wrath of a hundred earthquakes. His signature weapon is his atomic breath. Godzilla’s spines glow and then he lets…

SHAME OF THE MONTH I was at a school camp and we went to Kalgoolie. One day we went to YMCA and I went on the climbing wall. I got stuck! I could not move and my partner was too weak so I stayed up there yelling “HELP ME!” One of the professionals came to help and one helped my partner to get me down. When I got down all of my class mates laughed at me. I was so embarrassed. I was called a scaredy cat all week! Jack, by email In year five I was doing a talk in front of the whole school. I didn’t know that the microphone was turned up as high as it could go. I got really nervous and I farted. The microphone…