Innehållsförteckning för October 2018 från KRASH

To celebrate the awesomeness that is Toxic Waste, we have 15 totally toxic packs to give away! Each contains: • T-shirt • Bottle • Re-usable bag • Two stickers • Two keyrings • Two posters • Toxic Waste bank 84g • Toxic Waste drum 48g For your chance to win simply go to page 8 for details on how to either post or email your entry. Good luck! For full terms and conditions please go to www.krash.com.au/terms, or just click ‘Terms and Conditions’ at the bottom of the home page.…

YO-KAI WATCH BLASTERS: RED-CAT CORPS AND WHITE DOG SQUAD There’s been a big change for this new entry in the Yo-Kai Watch series. As you may have guessed, there are two versions of the game – one called Red-Cat Corps, the other White Dog Squad. They play the same way, but they offer different Yo-Kai to catch, missions to beat and bosses to fight. In a pretty cool feature, you can actually trade Yo-Kai between the two games, so if you want to you can still collect them all. But back to the gameplay, like we said it has changed. The turn-based combat is gone, and now we have real-time battles making this a proper action-RPG. In addition you can team-up with three other players locally or online to take…

SONOS Beam In order to get great sound for your gaming, you used to need a lot of speakers all around the room. Nowadays sound bars do a pretty impressive job creating a lot sound from just one long speaker. The new SONOS Beam is slim and relatively small, fitting nicely under your TV. It’s got an HDMI port in the back, so can connect straight to your TV without having to use Wi-Fi like previous SONOS speakers. What’s best though is the sound quality: this speaker really does produce incredible audio and can even do a great job creating a surround sound effect. HP Pavilion 15” Gaming Laptop If you love your PC gaming and titles like Fortnite, there are some great laptops out there that are as powerful…

MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN PS4 Insomniac Games are an awesome developer. It created Spyro the Dragon, then Ratchet & Clank, then Resistance and then Sunset Overdrive. Wow! Now Insomniac has been given the chance to make the next Spider-Man game and – we’re not kidding – it could be the best game of the year. Seriously, it’s so awesome. It’s a brand new Spider-Man universe not tied to any comic or film, with a great new story involving most of the main enemies and our hero. It unfolds in an open New York City, where you can explore the entire place however you like, too. The storytelling and graphics are incredible, but what makes this game epic is how good a job it does making you feel like you are spider-man. Whether…

The Guinness World Records 2018 book and Guinness World Records 2018 Amazing Animals Edition are bursting with all-new records on topics as diverse as black holes, domes, owls, and killer plants. Want to know the highest anyone has travelled on a skateboard, or the largest loop-the- loop completed in a car? Dying to know just how many tricks a cat can do in one minute? The answers to these questions and so much more are inside. KRASH will be bringing you a selection of records every issue through 2018, so let us know your favourites at krash@nuclear.com.au ! Largest gathering of people dressed as ghosts The largest gathering of people dressed as ghosts is 560 people and was achieved by Mercy School Mounthawk (Ireland) in Tralee, Ireland,…

I was sitting in class and through prayer I farted soooooo loud that I thought I had ripped a hole in my pants. Everyone started laughing at me. As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, I had pooed my pants! I asked to go to the toilet and I had the runs. Then someone walked in and smelt it and yelled out about how much it smelt. No one went near me for the rest of the day. It was soooooo embarrassing! Josh We were playing mixed soccer in sport and the game was just about to end. I was trying really hard to get the winning goal. The score was 10 vs 10.The ball was going towards our opposition goal and I was in front of it. I…

A dark river under the world. An Ibis Mummy with an upside-down head. And the whole of Mumphis in peril … from six talking shoes. Boy Pharaoh Bab Sharkey returns to the magic city of the Animal Mummies. Only this time, he faces the grossest weapon ever devised – a giant mummified moth possessed by the spirit of the Unpharaoh herself! Can Bab and his smelly friends defeat this ancient evil?…

WHAT’S THE STORY?: Luis and the Aliens is about an 11-year-old boy who makes friends with three loveable little aliens after they crash their UFO into his house. In return for Luis’ help in finding the home-shopping stuff they came for, they save him from boarding school – and an exciting adventure follows. WHO’S WHO? Luis Sonntag Luis is 11 and has been living alone with his dad ever since his mum died. He is a strong and clever boy who has taught himself to deal with the daily challenges of running the family household. But his social life isn’t great. Luis doesn’t have time to make friends and he is certainly not one of the cool kids. So, when he meets three silly and friendly aliens, Luis is shocked,…

POKÉMON QUEST (SWITCH, IOS, ANDROID) Here are five quick steps to get you started in this free-to-play game. 1. Pick the right starter: At the beginning you must choose between Charmander, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Pikachu and Eevee. Choose one with attributes that differ from Pokémon you’re likely to catch early in the game. We opt for Charmander. 2. Complete daily quests/ challenges: This is the quickest way to get the PM Tickets you need to progress. Look for the easiest challenges in the quest hub, and do those first. 3. Don’t miss your rewards: When you finish a challenge, don’t forget to grab the reward. Just look for the exclamation mark (!) in the quest menu. 4. Daily visit: Make sure you sign-in each day and grab your daily rewards if…

THE PRANK: CRACKER CRUNCH TOOL KIT A packet of crackers THE SET UP: At your next sleepover, wait until everyone is having dinner and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. Instead, sneak into the room where you’ll all be sleeping, crush up some crackers and put the crumbs inside your buds’ sleeping bags. When they crawl into bed for the night, they’ll get a gross surprise! THE PUNISHMENT: Use plain crackers so the crumbs can be easily swept up. If you use chocolate biscuits, the melted chocolate might stain the sleeping bags and you’ll be on washing machine duty. LAUGH METER THE PRANK: GARAGE SALE FAKE OUT TOOL KIT Some cardboard Maker pens Masking tape THE SET UP: Take out some cardboard sheets and make some garage sale signs.…

MAYO MADNESS Another new food trend has become available in the form of mayonnaise flavoured ice-cream. Scottish gelataria, ICE Falkirk, has pushed the boundaries previously with interesting limited edition flavours and continues to uphold their reputation by adding mayonnaise to the menu. Reactions in response to the company’s new flavour announcement were divided with one comment on social media site, Instagram, saying, “How dare you desecrate the honour of ice-cream with this monstrosity? Ew! No!” Professors suggested that people are often simply put off by the temperature and texture of the product. ICE Falkirk claims to create “truly unique artisanal ice-cream flavours” and argued that mayonnaise is not that dissimilar to custard and sometimes savoury ice-cream can actually taste good. So... would you try mayonnaise ice-cream? FAREWELL FINGERNAILS The man…

Just in time for the new movie, an Ant-Man and the Wasp Character and Level Pack has arrived as DLC for Lego Marvel Super Heroes 2. NBA 2K Playground 2 is coming to Switch, PS4, XBO and PC in spring this year, bringing some fun two-on-two arcade basketball with it. A new version of the PS4 Pro is coming and it’s connected to the upcoming Spider-Man game. It’s all red and looks awesome! Cool Super Smash Bros. like fighter Brawlout will hit PS4 on August 21, and is bringing a special new character along for the ride - two actually! Platform heroesYooka-Laylee. One of the biggest mobile games ever, Hungry Shark World by Ubisoft, is now available on Xbox One, PS4 and Switch. The gorgeous looking adventure-puzzler The Gardens Between…

Q: What is a bear’s favourite pasta? A: Tagliateddy. Q: How do dolphins send messages? A: They use seamail. Q: How do you see flying saucers? A: Trip up a waiter. Q: What kind of bee talks very quietly? A: A mumble bee. Q: What kind of birds do you find in prison? A: Jail birds. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkhesaurus. Q: What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? A: The cold shoulder. Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.” Doctor: “We must get to the core of this.” Q: What do you call a sleeping egg? A: Eggs-austed. Q: What is black, white, green and bumpy? A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo. Q: What streets do ghosts…

LAB RAT: Nightball Pro Soccer & Pro Footy TEST RESULTS: You can keep the game going long after the sun goes down with these super cool LED-equipped soccer and footballs. Switch it on and put on a light show with flashy spiral passes and torpedo kicks. RATING: ●●●●●●●●● SCORE IT: $39.95 each from leading retailers LAB RAT: Pass the Pen TEST RESULTS: Do you have what it takes to master the world’s fastest drawing game? You get 10 seconds to get your picture started before the pen tip disappears. Then it’s passed to the next player to complete your mystery doodle. RATING: ●●●●●●●● SCORE IT: $25 from Kmart LAB RAT: Smashers Series 2 TEST RESULTS: The grossest collectibles out there are back for a disgusting all-new second series. Smash open the slimy…

STEP 1: Get enough speed so that you go straight up to the top of the ramp. STEP 2: Put the weight on your front foot, ready to take the back foot off the board. Bend your knees. STEP 3: First, step off with your back foot placing it as close to the top off the ramp as you can then flick the board up the ramp and a little to the right or left depending which side you prefer to catch it on. STEP 4: Flicking the board up and making it go straight to your hands just right takes practice. Congratulations! You made that look too easy.…

Once I ate a lot of very hot curry at home, then I went to school. My stomach was hurting. I tried to control but I couldn’t. I farted out loud in the class. Everybody turned to face me and stared at me while giggling and laughing. After a while everyone, including me, felt a very bad smell. Then I realised that while farting with pressure some poop also came out and stuck to my shorts and also some leaked out along my legs. It made it me so embarrassed that even when I think about it now I feel shame. Najji 10 NZ…