Innehållsförteckning för January 2020 från KRASH

WAZZUP? cause Never they stop are making the best your in mags the universe. Everyone says they’re the 1# fan - but I am! I love everything in your mag. My fav wrestlers are Randy Orton and Shinsuke Nakamura. P.S: Q: What happens when you cross a fat golfer with a tight pair of pants? A: A hole in one! Ha ha ha ha ha. Cya! CHARLIE YO WAT UP? My name is Britanny. I am 12 years old. Your mag is the BOMB! I have over 30 and I read them all the time. My fav parts are Speak Up, Skate Tricks and KRASH Klash. My fav wrestlers are Sami Zayn and Daniel Bryan. Rock on! BRITTANY YO KRASH any You mag rock better I’ve read than . My…

BLU - RAY THE FLIGHTLESS ANGRY BIRDS AND THE SCHEMING GREEN PIGGIES TAKE THEIR BEEF TO THE NEXT LEVEL IN THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE 2! When a new threat emerges that puts both Bird and Pig Island in danger, Red (Jason Sudeikis), Chuck (Josh Gad), Bomb (Danny McBride), and Mighty Eagle (Peter Dinklage) recruit Chuck’s sister Silver (Rachel Bloom) and team up with pigs Leonard (Bill Hader), his assistant Courtney (Awkwafina), and techpig Garry (Sterling K. Brown) to forge an unsteady truce and form an unlikely superteam to save their homes. Includes all-new mini movie! IN STORES FROM DECEMBER 11…

WHAT’S IT ABOUT? The mysterious and spooky Addams family are preparing themselves for a visit from their even creepier relatives. But trouble soon arises when a dodgy TV personality, Margaux Needler, realizes that the Addams Family eerie hilltop mansion is standing in the way of her dream to sell all the houses in the neighbourhood. MEET THE FAM! Gomez Addams Gomez is stylish, charismatic and mischievous. He is dedicated to his children, madly in love with his wife Morticia – and also just plain mad! His favourite way to relax are a tightened clamp set on his temple, and a vigorous round of ninja-level swordplay. Wednesday Addams Morticia’s and Gomez’s little storm cloud, this teen queen of shock’s special skills include lurking, nightcrawling and tormenting her beloved younger brother. Wednesday…

Nintendo has revealed plans to bring more of its 3DS franchises to the Switch in coming years. There’s already a new Brain Age and Animal Crossing in the works, but perhaps this could mean we’ll see the likes of Nintendogs, Professor Layton and Kid Icarus make the jump. You can now subscribe to EA Access and therefore EA games like FIFA, Need for Speed and Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order through Steam. If you were a fan of 3DS puzzle adventure game Layton’s Mystery Journey: Katrielle and the Millionaires’ Conspiracy, you will be excited to know you can now play it on Switch. This deluxe version of the game includes 40 new missions, improved graphics and a better interface. The next expansion to epic MMO World of Warcraft is called…

GoPro Max Every year GoPro manages to surprise us with the way it evolves its tech and it’s no different in 2019. The GoPro Max has the benefits of the Hero range in that it is waterproof, super sturdy and can take great photos as well as 6K video, but it comes with the trimmings of the Black range. This includes a touchscreen on the back, awesome stability and lots of internal power. The latter is put to use with the Max, which has two camera lens – one front and back – and a whopping six microphones so it can capture 360-degree video. It’s all stitched together in the camera, too, reducing post-production work. Add in a new panoramic mode and you have a beast. Razer Phone 2 Razer…

LAB RAT: Wahu Memory Dive TEST RESULTS: Wahu’s Memory Dive will put your memory and swimming skills to the test. Take turns placing the numbered balls inside the memory sticks, then toss them in the pool and get diving. Then tally the scores to crown the winner. RATING: •••••••• LAB RAT: RockIt Twist TEST RESULTS: Light-up controls and 360-degree buttons, spinners, sliders and switches all trigger different moves on this hand-held game with a twist. It’s pre-loaded with multiple games, digital pets and music. RATING: ••••••••• LAB RAT: Toaster Pets Cartoon Studio TEST RESULTS: A cartoon studio where children can create high-quality cartoons quickly and easily, then upload their creations to YouTube and other services instantly. This all-new animation studio will capture imagination and expand creativity. Record your…

I was a Lake Catani with my family and we went swimming and my Dad went fishing. That’s when my brother decided to pull the prank of the century. Dad had cast his rod and left it in the holder to go have some lunch and my brother cut the hook off the end and sneakily tied it to my shorts. We were doing some dives and just when it was my turn my dad started to reel in his rod. I jumped, Dad pulled and my shorts flew straight off. I swam as fast as possible to the land and came out and got a towel, but every one at camp could see my @&!#$ and my butt. It was the MOST EMBARRASSING THING IN MY LIFE!…

PRIZE PACKS! THINK YOUR FAMILY IS WEIRD? THINK AGAIN! THE CREEPIEST FAMILY IN HISTORY, THE ADDAMS FAMILY, IS HEADED TO THE BIG SCREEN IN AN ALL-NEW ANIMATED COMEDY! The mysterious and spooky Addams family are readily preparing themselves for a visit from their even creepier relatives. But trouble soon arises when a dodgy TV personality, Margaux Needler, realises that the Addams Family’s eerie hilltop mansion is standing in the way of her dream to sell all the houses in the neighbourhood.…

Unite in adventure and laughter in the action-packed game of Jumanji, as you try to survive the ultimate challenge for those seeking to leave their world behind! Only you and three teammates can recover the jewels and save Jumanji. So get online, gather friends for split-screen play, or go alone with AI companions. There’s an army of evil marauders to take on, deadly beasts and traps to dodge, and cool customizations to unlock. And with heroes Dr. Bravestone, Ruby, Mouse, and Prof. Oberon as your avatars, you know you’ve got the unique abilities – and hilarious failings – to save the day! GRAB JUMANJI: THE VIDEO GAME– OUT NOW! TO CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF JUMANJI: THE VIDEO GAME WE AN AWESOME STASH TO GIVE AWAY! • FIVE WINNERS WILL RECEIVE…

WHAT’S IT ABOUT? The gang is back but the game has changed. The movie picks up several years after the last film, and our fabulous four heroes have drifted apart. It is for that reason Spencer starts fiddling with the Jumanji gaming console again. Of course, he vanishes and is nowhere to be found when his friends Martha, Fridge and Bethany come to find him. So now, as the crew return to Jumanji to rescue one of their own, they discover that nothing is as they expected. The players will have to brave parts unknown and unexplored, from the dry deserts to the snowy mountains, in order to escape the world’s most dangerous game. MILO/MOUSE PLAYER: Eddie’s friend, Milo who is played by Danny Glover AVATAR: Franklin “Mouse” Finbar who…

CARLY AND THE REAPERMAN: ESCAPE FROM THE UNDERWORLD One of the first things you should put on your Christmas list if you don’t have one already is a PSVR headset. And then, you should pick up the oddly named Carly and the Reaperman: Escape from the Underworld. The story has you helping a little girl called Carly navigate through the underworld, helping spirts escape. This means puzzling and platforming for the most part, but it’s the way the gameplay works that is so cool. Using the VR headset, you play as the Reaperman in the background, moving platforms about and changing the environment so that Carly can proceed. But a second player can use a normal controller to play as Carly, turning it into an awesome co-op experience. ANCESTORS: THE…

CONCRETE GENIE (PS4) Imagine a game that not only has puzzle-solving, stealth and combat, but also gives you the freedom to create amazing art. A game where you can paint creatures on the walls that come to life. That’s Concrete Genie! TEAM SONIC RACING (XBO, PS4, SWITCH, PC) The surprise kart racing hit of the year didn’t come from Mario, but his arch nemesis Sonic. It offered a fresh take in the genre, by getting characters to race in teams. Teaming up for special moves and slipstreaming is very cool. THE LEGO MOVIE 2 VIDEOGAME (XBO, PS4, SWITCH, PC) You know what to expect with the always excellent Lego games and it was no different with this hit from early in 2019. Utilising environments and moments from both Lego movies,…

The brand-new Guinness World Records 2020 book and Guinness World Records 2020 Gamer’s Edition are bursting with all-new records on topics as diverse as black holes, domes, owls, and killer plants. Want to know the highest anyone has travelled on a skateboard, or the largest loop-the- loop completed in a car? Dying to know just how many tricks a cat can do in one minute? The answers to these questions and so much more are inside. KRASH will be bringing you a selection of records every issue through 2020 and beyond, so let us know your favourites at krash@nuclear.com.au! THE MOST LIGHTS LIT SIMULTANEOUSLY ON A CHRISTMAS TREE The most lights lit simultaneously on a Christmas tree is 194,672 and was achieved by Kiwanis Malmedy / Haute Fagnes Belgium in…

SPLASH DOWN Inflate the Wahu Skim & Hoop, toss it in the pool and let the games begin! It features two basketball hoops and three circular skim scoring targets – perfect for basketball, water polo and skim ball challenges. GOOOAAALLL! This bad boy stands 150cm x 145cm x 86cm when it’s fully inflated, and features a detachable rear net. It also comes with an 11cm ball you can use to shoot hoops and score goals. LANDLUBBER No pool? No worries! The Wahu Skim & Hoop is just as fun on dry land. You can still shoot hoops with your buds and practice your goal kicking accuracy all summer long.…

SEA SNAKE SNORKELLING SENIORS A group of brave senior-citizen snorkelers are assisting scientists understand sea snakes in New Caledonia. The Fantastic Grandmothers are all aged in their sixties and seventies and have been tracking a particular type of sea snake in the popular swimming area of Baie des citrons, located off the capital city of Noumea. Scientifically known as the Hydrophis major, the venomous greater sea snake measures around one-and-a-half-metres long and was only spotted 10 times over 36 months before the Fantastic Grandmothers became involved. On their snorkelling adventures, the senior-serpent trackers photograph the animals, including potentially lethal ones, within the bay. So far, the pictures have led to 140 greater sea snakes being identified within a 25 month timeframe. PRICY PARKING A car spot in Hong Kong has…

STATUS Abandoned on the planet of Jakku as a child, Rey lived a solitary life as a scavenger until she found herself fighting for the Resistance in the most recent Star Wars film series. STYLE: With a beige-coloured dress, pants, brown boots and arm bands, Rey usually dresses for comfort. Played by actress, Daisy Ridley, she has brown hair, hazel eyes and fair skin. PERSONALITY: Rey is headstrong, brave, incredibly loyal and always willing to help others in need. FRIENDS: In the latest instalment, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Rey's adventure and friendship continues with a droid named BB-8 and a runaway stormtrooper known as Finn. SKILLS: Developing an instinct for survival, Rey has transformed into a talented warrior who can wield a quarterstaff or a lightsaber. A gifted…

1995 Jumanji The very first Jumanji film is released. It was about two children, Judy and Peter, who find and play a magical board game. In doing so, they release a man trapped for decades in its inner dimensions. 2005 Zathura: A Space Adventure Two young brothers are drawn into an intergalactic adventure when they’re house is hurled through the depths of space by the magical board game they are playing. While Jumanji isn’t actually mentioned in this movie, the film company marketed it as being set within the same fictional universe. 2017 Jumanj: Welcome to the Jungle Set 21 years after the original Jumanji film the board game has evolved into a video game. Four high school teenagers are transported to the game’s jungle setting and…

Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.” Doctor: “I’ll deal with you later.” Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery? A: “Stop stalking me.” Q: Why did the lemon cross the road? A: To make lemon squash! Q: What is an astronaut’s favourite place on a computer? A: The space bar! Q: What vegetables do librarians like? A: Quiet peas. Q: What is a cow’s favourite day? A: Moo-years Day! Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed. Q. What do you get if you cross a ma ths teacher and a clock? A. Arithma-ticks! Q. Where do ghosts mail their letters? A. At the…

One day at school my physical education teacher was choosing students for the long jump competition. It was my turn and I had to jump. Suddenly, a group of girls came to see. I ran as fast as I could and when I leapt off I tried to cycle in the air like those athletes you see on TV. When I tried to cycle in the air I ripped off my pants in front of everybody! Everybody started to laugh at me and tease me! It was the worst day of my life! Sean One day I was at the park with a bunch of friends. I was climbing a huge slide.When I was climbing the slide I did the splits and fell. My friend helped me up and then…