Innehållsförteckning för September 2024 från KRASH

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WWE KRASH: What can you tell us about your farewell tour? Cena: If everything goes according to plan, I’m going straight through from January to December 2025. So it’s not going to end at WrestleMania. Yes, it will be my last WrestleMania but we’re looking at doing a long list of dates (right now it’s hovering in the 30 or 40), and that will be the end of my in-ring competition. KRASH: What’s next for you? Cena: Part of the business plan I proposed that was accepted was me remaining in the WWE family for an extended time to come. I’ve always said to the audience that the WWE is my home and I love it. Just because I physically feel I’m at my end, doesn’t mean I need to…

Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE AN EGG ROLL? A: PUSH IT DOWN A HILL. Q: WHAT FRUIT STAYS UP LATE TO STUDY FOR EXAMS? A: A CRAMBERRY. Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman? A: “Can you smell carrot?” Q: What happens if you upset a cannibal? A: You get into hot water. Q: WHAT DID THE CAT SAY WHEN HE LOST ALL HIS MONEY? A: “I’M PAW.” Q: Why don’t chickens like humans? A: Because they beat eggs. Q: How do computers make sweaters? A: On the Interknit. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW IN THE ARCTIC? A: AN ESKIMOO. Q: Where do fleas go to surf? A: To the microwave. Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon”. Doctor: “Sit there and don’t stir”. Q: WHAT DOG LIKES TO…

So, like, this one day at school, I was sittin’ next to Billy. We were in maths, and it was hot. Like really hot! I could feel the sweat startin’ to drip down my face. Then, all of a sudden, everyone started like, scrunchin’ up their noses. I was like, “What’s up with these guys?” And then I smelled it. It was me!!!! My armpits! They smelled like rotten eggs or something. I tried to hide my arms under my desk, but it was too late. Everyone was lookin’ at me and makin’ faces. Even the teacher stopped talkin’ and looked at me funny. I wanted to disappear. After that, everyone called me “Stinky Steve.” It was the worst day ever. I didn’t want to go to school the next…

This year’s edition compiles the very best of the thousands of new records approved over the past year. And with lockdowns and quarantines gradually becoming a distant memory for much of the world, the claims have been flooding in! The theme for this year’s edition is our watery world, taking inspiration from all things aquatic! Dive into our Blue Planet and explore Earth’s rivers, lakes, oceans and seas, as well as a close up on fish, molluscs, whales, sharks and other amazing creatures of the deep. Each onth KRASH will be bringing you more cool records from the 2024 book, so stay tuned for more officially amazing records! LONGEST BICYCLE The longest bicycle is 55.16 m, achieved by Ivan Schalk, Joost Sweep, Jimmy Vermeeren, Sander Vissers, Bas Zuidema, Steffie van…

NINTENDO SWITCH TOP 10 SELLING GAMES Every now and again Nintendo reveals the best-selling games on its beloved console. Here is the latest list: 1. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: 61.97 million units2. Animal Crossing: New Horizons: 45.36 million units3. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: 34.22 million units4. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: 31.85 million units5. Super Mario Odyssey: 27.96 million units6. Pokémon Sword and Shield: 26.27million units7. Pokémon Scarlet and Violet: 24.92 million units8. Super Mario Party: 20.66 million units9. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom: 20.61 million units10. New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe: 17.45 million units The amazing indie adventure game Stray, where you play as a cat, will be coming to the Nintendo Switch in time for Christmas. The world’s number one tennis…

STAR WARS: OUTLAWS There’s been a run of good Star Wars games lately, but Outlaws could very well be the best yet. It’s an RPG at heart, but offers action, stealth, flying, driving, dogfighting and open-world adventure gameplay, too. You play as a criminal called Kay Vass and follow her journey from petty thief to legendary outlaw. This involves exploring star systems, both in space and on planet surfaces, earning credits, improving your reputation with different species and finding experts that can teach you critical new skills. The visuals are excellent, with developer Ubisoft nailing the Star Wars atmosphere. While the wide-range of gameplay styles come together perfectly to create a feeling of being able to do anything you want to achieve your goals. Be it exploring the desert on…

SHARK ATTACK! It’s shark attack time at your local swimming pool with the Robo Alive Great White Shark! SWIM STAR This is one super-realistic robo shark! It features life-like articulated movements, which means it swims and moves just like a real shark. That makes it perfect for pulling terrifying pranks on unsuspecting swimmers! GREAT WHITE Robo Alive is a fearsome Great White Shark with one super-scary difference. Its eyes glow red in the water! Watch in horror as it slowly and patiently stalks its next victim, and make sure its red-eyed gaze doesn’t lock on you! SPLASH DOWN The Robo Alive Great White Shark features ZURU’s advanced water activated technology. That means as soon as you pop it into any water source, this bad boy instantly comes to life in…

DREW MCINTYRE WON THE MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH Gable gleefully grabbed the briefcase, but Uso moved the ladder leaving him hanging above the ring. Just when Uso had his hands on the briefcase, McIntyre threw a ladder like a spear to knock him down and became Mr Money in the Bank. Although Jey Uso and LA Knight made it to the top of the ladder, neither could manage to open the briefcase. That’s when Hayes hit a Nothing But Net and it looked like he might win… until Andrade hit him with a sunset flip powerbomb through a ladder. It took slaying five other Superstars for Drew McIntyre to become Mr Money in the Bank and secure a guaranteed championship match. Andrade got the crowd going with a…

AMAZON ECHO SHOW 5 The latest iteration of the Amazon Echo Show 5 has just landed, and if you’re looking for a bedside clock that’s super smart, it’s very cool. It has a 5.5” screen, capable of showing video as well as your calendar, the time, photos and more. It’s got improved AI processing so Alexa can better understand your voice commands and help you with your requests. The speaker has been improved, too, making it a great way to listen to music when you’re in your bedroom. It even has a camera for communication! OPPO RENO 11F If you’re looking for a robustly built, long-lasting, fast-charging, solidly performing mobile phone with a mid-tier price point, the Oppo Reno 11F fits the bill. The display is excellent, coming it at…

DANCING WITH YOUR PET We all love our pets, but some of us take that affection to a whole new level by dressing up in embarrassing costumes (cowboy hat/boots, tuxedo/top hat, etc) and doing a dance routine with their dog. If you’re more of a cat person, you can also train your puss to dance with you- it will just take more patience! We could go on and on about how ridiculous (and funny!) this hobby is but nothing beats seeing it in action. Do yourself a favour and do a YouTube search on ‘dog dancing’. YARN BOMBING Now for a hobby your grandma and you can enjoy together… ‘Yarn bombing’ is for those who can’t get enough crocheting and knitting projects, but there’s a catch. Once you (or your…