LIVERPOOL
To the tune of Bella Ciao
“We call him Lucho, He came from Porto, He came to score, came to score, Came to score, score, score! Luis Diaz, He’s from Barrancas, And he plays for Live rpool! La, la, la, la-la! La, la, la, la-la! La, la, la, la! La, la, la! La la la la-la!”
ARSENAL
To the tune of Waka Waka
“Tsamina mina, eh, eh, Waka waka, eh, eh, £60 million down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again!”
NOTTINGHAM FOREST
To the tune of American Boy
“Take me on a trip I’d like to go someday, Leverkusen, Copenhagen and Marseille! I really want to, spend Thursdays with you, Super Callum Hudson-Odoi, Hudson-Odoi!”
NEWCASTLE
To the tune of Pretty Green Eyes
“He’s from Blyyyyyyyyyth, You’ll never ever beat…
