Help! Anybody else notice that as soon as that strange, religious, dark Friday passes, every possible service, countrywide, first implodes, then falls apart.
At the bank: “Sorry about the long queue. All of our consultants are gone on holiday to Timbuktu. You, our valuable client, are so lucky that we still have Morgan, the window cleaner, available. He’s been in training since last week so he can easily sort out that phone app of yours that was fraudulently attacked.
“We assure you that you will certainly recover some of your life savings, provided you reported the scam within three minutes of detecting it. Too bad that you were skiing on top of Mount Kilimanjaro at the equator, at the time, where mobile signal is not really the best...!…