Camaros, Firebirds, and Mustangs aren’t, strictly speaking, muscle-cars. They’re “ponycars,” which implies compromises in utility because of their size and concessions to style. Classic “musclecars,” like the ’65 Z16 Chevrolet Malibu SS 396, or ’70 LS-6 Chevelle SS 454, retain the utility of the otherwise-regular-production midsize coupes they inhabit: useable back seats, big trunks, and room for wide Americans. Driving Chevy’s rear-drive, 467-horsepower, V-8-powered Monte Carlo SS prototype/toy evokes one clear passion: We want our muscle-cars back!
The Monte Carlo SS, its swollen flanks covering massive Goodyear Eagle GS-C tires, looks somewhat like a regular ’95 Monte Carlo but even more like a street-going lime-green version of Dale Earnhardt’s Winston Cup race car. In this case, instead of being stretched over a Laughlin tube-frame, the Monte Carlo skin has been…