HOT TO TROT
After a sweltering hot day Master 6 arrived home from school dragging his school bag behind him, looking completely exhausted. When his mum asked him if he’d been really hot at school, he replied, “Yep! I’ve been boiling like a pig all day.” JUDITH CAINE, DONVALE, VIC.
IT’S BEEN AGES
My 6-year-old granddaughter was a little bored during the school holidays, so I got out an old photo album and pointed to two well-dressed, slim, dark-haired people. I asked her if she knew who those people were. She said she didn’t and I replied, “That’s Nanny and Poppy.” She looked over at Poppy sprawled out on the couch, then at me in my old gardening clothes, looked back at the photo, then said in a sad, serious…
