ODD ONE
While teaching an 8-year-old student about odd and even numbers, I said: “If all even numbers end in zero, two, four, six or eight, what do all odd numbers end in?” “D” came the reply. LISA VENN, BAYVIEW, NSW.
COAT TALES
I was shopping with my granddaughter, looking for a new winter coat, when she pointed to a coat, and said: “You should buy this one, Gran. Look, they even give you a free button.” ATHALIE GUTHRIDGE, MOUNT GAMBIER, SA.
CAKED IN
My 3-year-old granddaughter gave me a pretend muffin to eat. I pretended to eat it and then I shook my hands before touching her hair. Well, didn’t she start to howl! “I don’t want crumbs in my hair,” she cried. K. JAMES, PORT MACQUARIE, NSW.
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