KID LOGIC
Lecturing my grandkids about stranger danger, I told them not to talk to, accept lollies or toys from, or go for rides with strangers. “But Granny,” Master 4 protested, “I don’t know what a stranger looks like ...” E. DRAKE, CHRISTCHURCH, NZ.
YOUR BED, PET?
Miss 4 was showing me her pet labrador’s new bed and saying how big it was. I commented that there was enough room for her too. “No, Nanny, no,” she exclaimed. “Have you forgotten that I’m not a dog? I’m a human and I sleep in a human bed!“ P. TATE, EROWAL BAY, NSW.
GOT YOUR NUMBER
My 4-year-old granddaughter was doing a good job of counting, but I had to laugh when I heard: “thirteen, fourteen, fiveteen ...” SYLVIA BERGER, PENGUIN, TAS.…
