Early one morning, as the sun peeped its head over the horizon, two snowmen were having a chat.
“Good morning,” said Albert.
“Hello! You’re new,” said Philippe.
“So I am,” said Albert.
“Pleased to meet you,” said Philippe.
“Pleased to meet you too. Feeling well?” asked Albert.
“I am,” said Philippe. “Are you?”
“Not really,” said Albert.
“Oh dear,” said Philippe. “Why not?”
“Have you ever heard of a snowman with… hair?” asked Albert.
“Air?” said Philippe.
“Hair,” said Albert.
“Like, here today, gone tomorrow?” said Philippe.
“No,” said Albert. “Hair, not here.”
“Like a big rabbit?” said Philippe.
“No,” said Albert. “Hair, not hare!”
“Oh,” said Philippe. “Like the hair of your chinny chin chin?”
“Yes,” said Albert. “That.”
“Then no,” said Philippe. “I haven’t. Why?”
“No reason,” said…