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GAG OF THE MONTH
TROUBLE BREWING
A BLOKE stumbles into a pub, looking flustered and anxious. He rushes up to the bartender and says, “Quick, give me a beer before the trouble starts!”
The bartender’s a bit puzzled, but she’s used to all sorts in this pub, so she shrugs and pours him a cold one.
The man downs it in record time, then immediately says, “Another one, quick! I need a beer before the trouble starts!”
The bartender is now wondering what this bloke is on about, but she dutifully serves him another beer.
The man drinks it just as fast. “One more, please, before the trouble starts!” he demands.
The bartender, now genuinely intrigued, continues to serve the man, but after he’s…