Not good enough for you, eh? he niggles, as he skips down the Ninth Avenue stairs, board underarm. I’m walking up the stairs buzzing after a 10 minute body bash. I feel bloody amazing, what’s he on about?
It takes a few seconds to register that he thinks I’ve deemed the conditions sub-par because I didn’t surf on a board. Not good enough for a proper surf.
Well, I’ve had a bad hip so I haven’t surfed for a while, I say.
Oh well I won’t rub it in then, he says with a grin and sprints off.
The guy is a school dad. One of the talk-it-up types; surfing eight footers, getting barreled and the like, yet surfs like he’s hanging a bog. Fucken kook. I’m a hack, but…