Honorable Mentions
I TAKE LITHIUM FOR RANGE ANXIETY.
—@JAMESJOAQUIN, VIA TWITTER
I DREAMT OF THE AUTOBAHN AGAIN.
—JAMES WORTZ, VIA FACEBOOK
HONEST, OFFICER—THE HUMAN WAS DRIVING.
—STEVE MAGID, VIA EMAIL
DON’T MAKE ME PULL ME OVER.
—@ATLRUN, VIA TWITTER
THE SMART CAR DROVE ITSELF CRAZY.
—@FRASCAFRASCA, VIA TWITTER
THE GRANDMA OR THE BABY—SHIT.
—@GAOPHILIP, VIA TWITTER
HAVE I CHOSEN THE RIGHT PATH?
—ANDREW DAWSON, VIA EMAIL
IT TAKES ITSELF ON LONG DRIVES.
—WADE SHEPPARD, VIA EMAIL
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