—John DeFilippi, via email
Honorable Mentions
Just be happy you are analog.
—Maarten Visscher, via email
There’s strawberry jam inside the VCR.
—@Plan_Prep_Live, via Twitter
The robots won’t stop feeding me.
—@lithohedron, via Twitter
And then the battery ran out.
—@thedigifish, via Instagram
On Earth, I’d been pronounced dead.
—@bower_mink, via Instagram
I’m outside! We are all outside!
—Paul Hubner, via email
Huh, your DNA can’t be verified.
—Jason Rosenberg, via email
Grandma, tell me about the memes.
—E. E. Eon, via email
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