THE PRINTER RAN OUT OF FLAVOR.—Stuart Hodgson, via email Suddenly I realized, I’m the food.
—@nicoestr, via Twitter
So full. Way too many gigabytes.
—Jim Frentz, via email
Call the server, my soup’s pixelating.
—Rock Veenstra, via email
I was hungry. So was it.
—Jake McCormack, via Facebook
Steak pill exploded in the hydrator.
—Shelvine Berzerk Erasmus, via Facebook
Waiter, my soup has been bugged!
—@nostalgicbookishness, via Instagram
Please check genome compatibility before eating.
—@sebastiancastro, via Instagram
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