This year’s Giro d’Italia wasn’t a classic. But that final time trial stage, with its simple two-part flat opening switching abruptly into a horrendously steep second half, was so dramatic that it rekindled a suspicion I sometimes have that what we’re watching isn’t a sport at all, but a carefully scripted entertainment.
In this particular conspiracy, those radio earpieces don’t just link back to the team director in the car, they link to the live TV director.
“OK, Primož, we’ve uncovered the pothole, so ride into it, press the button to derail the chain, then get off and fix it. Mitja is in position for the push, in the red T-shirt. He’s supposed to have been an old ski-jump team-mate, so a little flicker of recognition would be nice, but…
