NOWHERE IN THE RULES OF GOLF DOES THE WORD ‘CHEAT’ APPEAR. ITS ABSENCE SAYS IT ALL. CAN ANYONE REMEMBER AN OLYMPIAN EVER CALLING A PENALTY ON HIM OR HERSELF? THERE was a time when I would have aspired to play golf for Australia at the Olympic Games. In fact, the only thing that could have possibly held me back was ability, or lack thereof.
As kids we were imbued with the Olympic spirit – Citius, Altius, Fortius – and could recite the colours of the Olympic rings in order. We were taught that on the white background of the flag they “reproduced the colours of every country without exception. The blue and yellow of Sweden, the blue and white of Greece, the tri-colours of France, England, America, Germany, Belgium, Italy…
