Should I have realised something was afoot on the 1st?
Should the vaguely strangled, “oh, oh. Ooopsie. Oh, shoot,” followed by a gentle ‘crash’ have raised an internal alarm? Probably.
“First day with an electric buggy,” beamed the bloke in the BMW hat. He was waving a little remote. His brand new electric buggy had popped a wheelie and looked as if it was trying to copulate with my golf bag.
“Exciting,” I said.
“You don’t know the half of it,” he grinned, pressing a couple of buttons on the remote which kind of made his buggy start humping my bag. “Hey,” he giggled. “Maybe that’s where baby bags come from. I’m Adam.”
“Mmmmmmmm,” I went. It was funny, I got it. He probably didn’t need to make that gyrating…
