Here are just a few of the objects you can seriously harm someone with in the recent Hitman games: a blueberry muffin, a cannonball, a cheeseburger, a feather duster, a frying pan, a bone (the meat still on), a snow globe, driftwood, a cowboy bust, a bag of sugar, a wet floor notice, an android arm, a dead fish, a didgeridoo, a Maori paddle, and the classic, everlasting brick. Remember, we’re just scratching the surface of smack-a-dude tech. When you get to expired-can-of-spaghetti levels of blunt force trauma, you’ll know you’re playing Hitman for real.
I’ve yet to see what Hitman 3 adds to the mix, but in catching up on the Hitman 2 DLC levels before wrapping the trilogy, I fell into an inescapable vortex of desire, the desire…
