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FALL GUYS
THREE men are at a pub, discussing their experiences with skydiving.
The first man says, “Well, I jumped from the plane at 1500m and was supposed to pull my parachute at 800m, but when I did, nothing happened. I tried again and again: at 600m, nothing; then 450m and still nothing! Finally, at 300m, my parachute opened and I landed safely, only slightly injuring my ankle.”
The second man responds, “Pffft! That’s nothing! When I went skydiving, I jumped from 2000m and was supposed to pull my parachute at 1000m. But as 1000m approached, I pulled the ripcord and nothing happened; 800m, still nothing. Then 600m, then 450, and still nothing. I got down to 300m, and…