Ugh, looks invasive. What is it?
It’s an electronic follicle projector. You get 100,000 of these injected into your specially shorn scalp and then, using an Apple Watch control app, you can project wild lightshow hairdos. Has to be quite a party, though: each tiny FLIR device is US$600, the installation process takes a week and the run-time of the system is just 120 seconds.
Hang on, you’re pulling my…
…hair, yes. Sorry, down to business: the FLIR Scout TK is a child-piloted whale exploration submarine.
Good grief. Is anything you say ever true?
Yes! The price below, which is accurate, and what it actually is: a handheld thermal monocular. Night vision used to be a bulky, exorbitantly expensive affair. FLIR became known in 2015 for developing a tiny sensor…
