Charles: Do you want to hear a joke about cattle?
Jay: Sure.
Charles: Never mind. You’ve probably already herd it.
— Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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MANAN: How many feet are in a yard?
ZEKE: How many?
MANAN: It depends on how many people are standing in it.
$10 to Manan S., Edison, New Jersey
A PUNNY BOOK: The Art of Giving by B. Stowe.
Kai L., League City, Texas
TOM SWIFTIE: “I want to go exploring,” Tom ventured.
Evi Z., Pewee Valley, Kentucky
PARWAAN: I’m trying to think of a new drum joke.
HRITVIK: How’s it going?
PARWAAN: Beats me.
Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
Sean: Can a match box?
Mom: I don’t know.
Sean: No. But a tin can.
Sean P., Manchester, Connecticut
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