AYN: What do you get when you cross a bison with a chicken?
MORGAN: What?
AYN: Buffalo wings!
Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
JAYSON: What was the honeybee’s favorite Toy Story character?
MIKE: I’m not sure.
JAYSON: Buzz!
Jayson S., Mason, Ohio
DYLAN: How do you make a hot dog stand?
BRAD: I’m stumped.
DYLAN: Take away its chair.
Dylan R., Pembroke, New Hampshire
LUCAS: What kind of haircut did Buzz Lightyear get at the barbershop?
COLTEN: What?
LUCAS: A buzz cut.
Lucas C., Sidney, Ohio
CHRIS: Knock, knock.
ALEX: Who’s there?
CHRIS: Canoe.
ALEX: Canoe, who?
CHRIS: Canoe open the door?
Chris R., Indianapolis, Indiana
KATELYN: What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train?
CALVIN: What?
KATELYN: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but the train says,…