Benjamin: What do you call a chicken that does martial arts? Liam: I’m stumped. Benjamin: Cluck Norris!—Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina MANAN: How many feet are in a yard?
ZEKE: How many?
MANAN: It depends on how many people are standing in it.
PARWAAN: I’m trying to think of a new drum joke.
HRITVIK: How’s it going?
PARWAAN: Beats me. Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
Sean: Can a match box? Mom: I don’t know. Sean: No. But a tin can.Sean P., Manchester, Connecticut SAM: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake?
MICHAEL: I don’t know.
SAM: A jump rope.
Bobby G., Davis, California
ANDREW: What becomes infinitely bigger when you turn it on its side?
MATTHEW: What?
ANDREW:: The number eight.
Andrew T., Allen, Texas…