Izzack: What do you call Frosty in the middle of May?
Bob: What?
Izzack: A puddle.
—Izzack C., Warren, Michigan
KARTHIK: What did one snowman say to the other after it returned from a skiing trip?
FRED: What did it say?
KARTHIK: “It’s snow good to be back.”
Karthik B., Fremont, California
Miles: Knock, knock.
Josh: Who’s there?
Miles: Figs.
Josh: Figs, who?
Miles: Figs the door — it’s broken.
Miles C., Ogden, Utah
NATHANIEL: What is a taxi driver’s favorite vegetable?
SERENA: What?
NATHANIEL: Cabbage.
Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
BLAKE: What do you get when you cross the galaxy and a fish?
MASON: I don’t know.
BLAKE: A starfish.
Blake S., Kiel, Wisconsin
TOM SWIFTY: “Where’s the water?” Tom asked dryly.
Breece O., College Station, Texas
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