Justin: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
Janet: I’m not sure. Justin: It wanted to be a watermelon.
—Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
COLLIN: What do dentists call their X-rays?
MAYA: What?
COLLIN: Tooth pics!
Collin K., San Diego, California
LEVI: Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
BAILEY: I don’t know. Why?
LEVI: Because she keeps running away from the ball.
Levi B., Commerce City, Colorado
MARIANO: What kind of music do pilgrims like?
NATE: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Rock.
Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
Leland: Knock, knock.
Silas: Who’s there?
Leland: Figs. Silas: Figs, who?
Leland: Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever.
Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
ALEX: Why are elevator jokes so good?
DHRITI: Why?
ALEX: Because they work on so many levels.
Alex Y., Spring…