What even is a “Hitchin’ Rack”? I don’t understand the name or what it has to do with you, Scout.—Stella M., Dallas, Texas Stella, you are wise beyond your years. This is something that has needed to be fixed for a while now. With the (very little) power vested in me, I hereby dub this page AERIE ON THE PRAIRIE! “Hitchin’ Rack” was great for Pedro, the retired Scout Life Mailburro. But now this is my stable, my kingdom, my domain, my … OK, The Boss says I need to stop now. But just know I had a whole inspirational speech here.
YO, SCOUT! HOW CAN YOU TALK? I mean, it’s scientifically impossible for an eagle to talk. So who are you, actually? Tom R., Oak Park, California
Since there seems…
