Jeffrey: Knock, knock.
Joseph: Who’s there?
Jeffrey: Woo.
Joseph: Woo, who?
Jeffrey: What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.
— Jeffrey L., Dayton, Ohio
ABINAYA: What book doesn’t have a cover?
GAIL: Tell me.
ABINAYA: A Chromebook.
Abinaya A., Montvale, New Jersey
Nolan: What kind of test do zombies take?
Bennett: I’m stumped.
Nolan: No-brainers.
Nolan R., Minnetonka, Minnesota
ADAM: Where did the duck go to eat?
DAN: I don’t know.
ADAM: Quack in the Box.
Adam H., Pocatello, Idaho
ANDY: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
SANDY: Why?
ANDY: Because it was outstanding in its field!
Andy R., Simsbury, Connecticut
RAAGHAV: Knock, knock.
JIM: Who’s there?
RAAGHAV: Water.
JIM: Water, who?
RAAGHAV: Water you telling jokes for right now? Don’t you have things to do?…