Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.
—Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
ALLISON: Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
BILL: Why?
ALLISON: It knew there was s’more to life.
Allison D., Sammamish, Washington
Alastair: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Matilda: Tell me.
Alastair: Towels.
Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
KUSH: Knock, knock.
AVERY: Who’s there?
KUSH: Ben.
AVERY: Ben, who?
KUSH: Ben knocking so long that my hand hurts. Let me in, already!
Kush R., Baker, Oregon
DOMINIK: What did the tree put on its lips?
GREG: I’m stumped.
DOMINIK: Sap stick.
Dominik W., Bozeman, Montana
ENZO: What do you call a fairy tale made by a giraffe?
EMILY: What?
ENZO: A tall tale.
Enzo S.,…