Psst! Hey, you. Over there in accounting. Yeah, you, in the short-sleeve shirt and tie. There's a rumor that corporate is going to upgrade the company cars for all the junior execs. If it's true, put me down for a 2014 Chevrolet Impala LT.
Wait! Before you laugh me out of your office, I mean cubicle, um, area, hear me out. The 2014 Impala is a far cry from that generic, fleet-filling lame duck from the 2013 model year. It's new in almost every respect, including powertrain, sheetmetal, and interior appointments. Chevy has pinched and pulled the formerly androgynous exterior into a chiseled physique. Squint hard enough and you can make out a familial resemblance to the latest Camaro. Inside, the dash features an adventurous bi-level treatment accented with contrast…