GREENSIDE MANNER
A married couple is out for their weekly round of golf, enjoying a great day and great play but on the 9th green, something terrible happens: the wife screams in agony and collapses.
“Oh no,” the husband exclaims, “you’re having a heart attack!”
“Help me, dear,” the wife implores, “find a doctor.”
The husband runs off as fast as he can to find a doctor. He returns to the green quickly, picks up his putter and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and glares at him. “I’m dying over here and you’re putting!?” she asks incredulously.
“Don’t worry dear,” says the husband calmly. “I found a doctor on the 2nd hole and he’s coming to help you.”
“Well, how long will it…